The Texas Rich Bullies
(Sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" by Earl Scruggs and Lester Flatt)
Guest song parody by Scatturo Dinah

(instrumental intro)

Come and listen to my story ‘bout a clan named Bush;
Corrupt millionaires really on a Christian push.
They all did things for which they are despised.
Why did Dubya go attack Iraq?  Now don't act surprised...
(Oil, there is! Black gold! Texas tea!)

Guv'nor Dubya bought a ranch out in Crawford so swank.
You would be welcomed there, if you only owned a bank!
He never got elected, but as pRez, he just smirks.
Long as cronies get their money, Bush's family get perks!
Cash, that is! Ill-gotten gains... War money!

(bluegrass banjo break)

Well, now it’s time to say goodbye to George and all his friends.
For war, recession, busted budget, graft to unknown ends.
Vote out the Bush regime and far right wing mentality.
We have had it with the neocons and fake reality.
Bush, that's it!  Go to hell!  We'll shake your ruse off! Now don't come back, ya hear?!


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