Thank
You For Nothing, My Friend
Thank you for nothing, my friend.
You stole the White House with ease again.
You know it’s true;
You’re a thief and a corporate slut.
I’m so ashamed to say
This country’s leader is anti-gay.
My mind is blown
‘Cause that idiot runs this land.
His dad threw up at parties,
Embarassed everyone he knew.
Now I see
He’s won one for the GOP
And that makes me want to say:
“Thank you for nothing, my friend.” (I wanna thank
you)
Thank you for nothing, my friend. (I wanna thank
you)
Thank you for nothing, my friend. (I wanna thank
you)
Thank you for nothing, my friend.
Competency he lacks,
Yet he could afford 10 Cadillacs.
Upon the US
He will be such an awful blight.
I’m so ashamed to say
This country’s leader is anti-gay.
My mind is blown
‘Cause that idiot runs this land.
He’ll try to ban abortion,
And cut the taxes for the rich.
And I know
He’ll let fascists run the show,
So it makes me want to say:
“Thank you for nothing, my friend.” (I wanna thank
you)
Thank you for nothing, my friend. (I wanna thank
you)
Thank you for nothing, my friend. (I wanna thank
you)
Thank you for nothing, my friend.
I’d rather die
Or move away
Than deal with him
And shout “Oy vey!”
And when I go
Vote in ‘04,
I’ll cast my vote,
He’ll be no more.
“Thank you for nothing, my friend.” (I wanna thank
you)
Thank you for nothing, my friend. (I wanna thank
you)
Thank you for nothing, my friend. (I wanna thank
you)
Thank you for nothing, my friend.
(repeat and fade)
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