These Crimes Call For Impeachment
(Sung to the tune of "These Boots Are Made For Walking" by Nancy Sinatra)
Guest song parody by Sue B.

(instrumental intro)

Shrub keep saying he'll bring honor to us
Restore "honor and dignity," yeah, my pig's ass!
Ashcroft's pissin', shreddin' the Constitution.
And now Cheney sics the Feds on Democrats!
These crimes call for impeachment, and that's just what we'll do
One of these days these crimes are gonna blow up Bush's coup.

Shrub keeps lyin' when he oughta be truthful.
Ashcroft's putting guns to dissenters' heads
Rummy's warrin' when he oughta be peaceful.
They think might is right but they ain't been right yet
These crimes call for impeachment, and that's just what we'll do
One of these days these crimes are gonna blow up Bush's coup.

(instrumental break)

Cheney's swindle with his energy gangsters.
And he keeps thinkin' that he'll never get flak! (Hah!)
Well, we just caught him red-handed on Halliburton (Yeah!)
Now we know why he wants to invade Iraq!
These crimes call for impeachment, and that's just what we'll do
One of these days these crimes are gonna blow up Bush's coup.

(Spoken:)
Are you ready, House?
Let's start impeachment!



Here's an older version: That Newt Was Sent A-Walkin'
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