Thick Louse
(Sung to the tune of "Brick House" by The Commodores)
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

(instrumental intro)

He's a thick...louse.
He's dummy dummy, he's throwin' our jobs out.
He's a thick...louse.
His mind is cracked and that's a fact, ain't nothing to hold back.
He's a thick...louse.
He's the one, the only one who blew it in 2001.

We're together, everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.
He knew he had everything
that a fascist needs to rule the land, yeah.
How could he lose, with what he had to use?
36 votes for Gore, dirty tricks!
Can't let you count by hand!

He's a thick...louse.
He's dummy dummy, he's throwin' our jobs out.
He's a thick...louse.
His mind is cracked and that's a fact, ain't nothing to hold back.
He's a thick...louse.
He's the one, the only one who blew it in 2001.

The clothes he wears, his redneck ways
make Democrats wish for younger days.
He knows he's lied and knows how to please
corporate guys who keep us on our knees.

He's a thick...louse.
He's dummy dummy, he's throwin' our jobs out.
He's a thick...louse.
His mind is cracked and that's a fact, ain't nothing to hold back.
He's a thick...louse.
He's the one, the only one who blew it in 2001.

We're together, everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.
He knew he had everything
that a fascist needs to rule the land, yeah.
How could he lose, with what he had to use?
36 votes for Gore, dirty tricks!
Can't let you count by hand!

Shaken down, shaken down now.
Shaken down, shaken down now.



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