Who can take abortion...
Wash it down the drain?
Pollute the earth until the clouds are pouring acid rain?
This pResident (this pResident).
This pResident can (this pResident can).
This pResident can, 'cause he uses fuzzy math to make his tax cut plan.

Who can take a surplus?
Turn it into debt?
Accuse Al Gore of saying that he made the Internet.
This pResident (this pResident).
This pResident can (this pResident can).
This pResident can, 'cause he uses fuzzy math to make his tax cut plan.

This pResident rakes... all the cash he takes,
Mostly from the lowest station.
Talk about unfair taxation.
Snuffing people, not inflation!

Who can take our gun laws...
Make them even worse?
Starting up the arms race, until we destroy the earth.
This pResident (this pResident).
This pResident can (this pResident can).
The pResident can, 'cause he uses fuzzy math to make his tax cut plan.

(long instrumental break - repeat above verses)

And this pResident's Bush, 'cause the Supreme Court thinks he's good.

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