Ticket To Lie

Ticket To Lie
(Sung to the tune of "Ticket To Ride" by The Beatles)
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com

Just think, he's leading the polls
Though he's just a fraud, yeah
His "facts" are blatantly wrong
Bush never gets called.

He's got a ticket to lie,
He's got a ticket to lie,
He's got a ticket to lie,
The press don't care.

Bush says that voting for him
Brings deficits down, yeah
He can't explain his own plan
With no handlers around.

He's got a ticket to lie,
He's got a ticket to lie,
He's got a ticket to lie,
The press don't care.

I don't know why he's ridin' so high,
We ought to think twice,
He won't to do right by us.

Before he gets elected for good,
We ought to think twice,
He won't to do right by us.

Just think, he's leading the polls
Though he's just a fraud, yeah
His "facts" are blatantly wrong
Bush never gets called, yeah

He's got a ticket to lie,
He's got a ticket to lie,
He's got a ticket to lie,
The press don't care.

I don't know why he's ridin' so high,
We ought to think twice,
He won't to do right by us.

Before he gets elected for good,
We ought to think twice,
He won't to do right by us.

He says that voting for him
Brings deficits down, yeah
He can't explain his own plan
With no handlers around.

Ah,
He's got a ticket to lie,
He's got a ticket to lie,
He's got a ticket to lie,
The press don't care.

The media don't care.
The media don't care.
The media don't care.
The media don't care.
The media don't care.
The media don't care.

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