Tipsy
Look at Bush,
How the highest court in this land kissed his tush.
Now I feel like my vote just doesn’t count.
I can’t understand,
He’s so tipsy, yet he runs this land.
Straight or gay,
From this idiot’s big win, you’re gonna pay,
Or you might just choke on polluted air.
He’s dumb as a post,
He’s so tipsy, and he gained the most.
You could say that he bribed the Supreme Court,
But that’s probably what he did do.
Don’t you realize Democracy is lost,
Though that’s not something that’s new.
On his own
Would he wander through his first term all alone,
Never knowing a balance from a check.
It won’t be a breeze
With this tipsy, corrupt little sleaze.
(repeat verses)
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