Tombstone Cowboy
(Sung to the tune of "Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell)
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

(instrumental intro)

I've been marching these streets so long,
Singing the same old song.
I know every lie in those dirty speeches of Georgie.
Where greed is the name of the game,
And poor folks get washed away like the snow and the rain.
There's been a load of B.S. risin'.
We've gone past the war horizon.
And he's gonna be on the Fox News travesty.

Like a tombstone cowboy...
As the ass of a horse in his star-spangled video.
Like a tombstone cowboy
Seeing signs so angry from people he don't want to know
He's lost there in his own Twilight Zone.

(brief instrumental break)

Well, I really do mind his reign.
And his smile can't hide all our pain.
But you're down when you're ridin' his train
That's takin' the wrong way.
And I dream of the things I'll do
When this dumm's beaten and got butt-prints all over my shoe.
There'll be no chance of compromisin'
On the 2004 horizon,
'Cause we're gonna put an end to his Presidency.

Like a tombstone cowboy...
As the ass of a horse in his star-spangled video.
Like a tombstone cowboy...
Seeing signs so angry from people he don't want to know.
He's lost there in his own Twilight Zone.

Like a tombstone cowboy...
As the ass of a horse in his star-spangled video.
Like a tombstone cowboy...
Seeing signs so angry from people he don't want to know.
He's lost there in his own Twilight Zone.

(repeat chorus and fade)



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