Took Cash From Taiwan
Satire about Bush's secret sale of arms to Taiwan in return for political contributions to the GOP
(Sung to the tune of "Shook Me All Night" by ACDC)
Guest song parody by Daedalus

(instrumental intro)

They were a cash machine.
Kept the slush fund unseen.
They want the best damn weapons they had ever seen.
Bush had the sightless eyes.
Telling us his lies.
Linin' the pockets of those American guys.
Policy for their share.
Want more jets for the air.
Bush told to sell subs, find G.E. already there.

'Cause when Ford starts shaking.
Kelly just quaking.
Bolton was aching.
As we just find out that you...
Took cash from Taiwan.
Yeah, you...
Took cash from Taiwan.

Working double time
On the seduction line.
The deal one of a kind, say no crime, just fine.
They wanted no applause.
Just a special cause.
Made a ton from the fees and come back for more.
Had to play it down.
To make another round.
Want no part of the ring, will they start to sing:

'Cause when Ford starts shaking,
Kelly just quaking,
Bolton was aching.
As we just find out that you...
Took cash from Taiwan.
Yeah, you...
Took cash from Taiwan.

You got us wondering.
Took cash from Taiwan.
Yeah, you...
Took cash from Taiwan...

(instrumental solo)

You...
Took cash from Taiwan.
Yeah, you...
Took cash from Taiwan.
You, you're crooked...
Took cash from Taiwan.
Yeah, you...
Took cash from Taiwan.
Yeah, you...
Yeah you took it...
Yeah you took it...
From Taiwan...


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