Upon The Goof
(Sung to the tune of "Up On The Roof" by The Drifters)
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

(instrumental intro)

Upon the goof...
Upon the goof...

When this whole world starts getting me down,
And Georgie just acts like... a mental case...
I climb way upon on my horse that's so high,
And in his head I spy a lot of space.
He's a goof, unpeaceful as can be.
And there, the world below's in poverty...

Let me tell ya now,
When I come home feeling tired and beat.
I think 'bout 2004 and his defeat.
I get away from his hustling lies
A.nd all his rat-fink guys out on Wall Street.
He's a goof, the biggest one I know.
And you just have to vote and let him go.
Let's vote upon the goof!

(instrumental break)

At night, Baghdad's a war show on TV.
But Georgie's still screwed the economy.
Let me tell you now:
Right smack dab in the middle of his term
He's gotta squirm to know '04's not steal-proof.
And soon this world will be getting him down.
There won't be no Term 2 for Georgie the goof!
Georgie the goof!
Oh, come on, Kerry!
Gotta beat that Georgie!



Here is an earlier version of this parody: Dubya's A Goof
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