Vetoed U.N. vote; they say, "Do not attack."
Said Dubya, so pissed, "I'll still bomb Iraq!"
Bush assumed thus far, as appointed czar, no one could stop
His strongman bluff; as U.N. vandal, he's a flop
.

They dissed his crown;  Vetos smacked Dubya down - lost control. He said, "Some more checks... oughta get it. Buy more votes - they're indebted..." Bush has been slowed... Vetoes... two states said "No-o-o-o...!" Bush flashed his money; wants war to go. Vetoes awaitin', telling him to slow. Vetoes... two states said "No-o-o-o-o...!" He said, "Some more checks... oughta get it. Buy more votes - they're indebted..." Bush has been slowed... (instrumental break)

Vetoes said "Non" and "Nyet," not "Bon," so Bush lost his vote.
Wouldn't toe his line, Bush blew it; but Saddam's still the goat.
Bush is fakin' like he's divine; changin' Iraq's borderline.
Blowin' his smoke.

Sayin' "Some more checks... oughta get it.
Buy more votes - they're indebted..."
Bush has been slowed...

Vetoes... two states said "No-o-o-o...!"
Bush flashed his money; wants war to go.
Vetoes awaitin', telling him to slow.

Vetoes... two states said "No-o-o-o-o...!"
He said, "Some more checks... oughta get it.
Buy more votes - they're indebted..."
Bush has been slowed...

(repeat refrain and fade)

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