Well
Hung Chad
(Sung to the tune of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top)
Guest song parody by Mike Snyder,
mike@beerstuff.com
One corner, maybe two,
They're dimpled and even pregnant, too.
Some swing, don't ask why.
This recount is makin' me cry.
They keep countin' just as fast as they can,
'Cause every pol's crazy 'bout a well hung chad.
Hand count or machine,
I ain't missin' a single thing.
Palm Beach, all votes in,
Let's get this over and see who's gonna win.
They keep countin' just as fast as they can,
'Cause every pol's crazy 'bout a well hung chad.
Republican, Democrat,
A little worried, 'cause I smell a rat.
Not fun, what a bore,
Lookin' for Bush and lookin' for Gore.
They keep countin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every pol's crazy 'bout a well hung chad.
Copyright © 2000 by Mike
Snyder, Brewmaster of Hanging Chad
Ale (Cedar Rapids, Iowa)
Visit his web site at http://www.mrgoodbeer.com
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