We're Too Sleazy
(Sung to the tune of "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(As sung by the Dubya Bush Administration)

(instrumental intro)

We're too sleazy to our friends.
Too sleazy to our friends.
Friends going to leave us.

We're too sleazy for the French
Too sleazy for the French
Sleazy for the Germans

We're too sleazy for Saddam
Too sleazy for Saddam
Putin and Chretien

I'm too sleazy like my Poppy
Too sleazy like my Poppy
So what if I'm misbehaving

We're indestructible, you know what I mean
And we'll destroy our enemies, we'll rule the world
Yeah, we'll rule the world, we're the warhawks {yeah}
We'll maim our enemies, we're the warhawks

{instrumental break}

We're too sleazy for Anan
Too sleazy for the UN
They can go to hell

We'll be too sleazy for Iran
Too sleazy for Iran
Regime change in Tehran

We're indestructible, you know what I mean
And we'll destroy our enemies, we'll rule the world
Yeah, we'll rule the world, we're the warhawks {yeah}
We'll maim our enemies, we're the warhawks

Too sleazy we are
Too sleazy we are
Too sleazy we are

Oh, we're too sleazy, you know what I mean
Me and my friends will do anything to preserve my reign
We'll fix elections after elections {yeah}
We'll wag the dog, we're the warhawks

We're too sleazy for Saddam
Too sleazy for Saddam
Poor Putin and Chretien

We're too sleazy for our friends
Too sleazy for our friends
Friends going to leave us

We're too sleazy for this world!...


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