Werewolves
of Paris
(instrumental intro)
Saw a werewolf with a slice o' toast in his hand
Dripping maple syrup all over his pants.
Must be one o' those hippie peacenik guys
Dho only get their toast or their fries from France.
Ow-woooooooo! Werewolves of Paris! Ow-woooooooo!
Ow-woooooooo! Werewolves of Paris! Ow-woooooooo!
He's gone inspectin' 'round Saddam Hussein's door
but that dictator won't let him in.
My U.N. resolution got vetoed last night.
Werewolves of Paris again!
Ow-woooooooo! Werewolves of Paris! Ow-woooooooo!
Ow-woooooooo! Werewolves of Paris! Ow-woooooooo!
He's the hairy-handed skank who lives on the Left Bank
Askin' a French hooker for a feeler.
You better stay away from him, he'll sell you out now,
Jim.
Ha! I'd like to meet his dealer!
Ow-woooooooo! Werewolves of Paris! Ow-woooooooo!
Ow-woooooooo! Werewolves of Paris! Ow-woooooooo!
Well, I saw Michael J. Fox walking with Chirac
Doing the werewolves of Paris.
I saw Jason Bateman walking with Chirac
Doing the werewolves of Paris.
I saw a werewolf drinking a white Russian at Harry's
New York Bar
And his hair was perfect.
Ow-woooooooo! Werewolves of Paris! Ha! Draw blood!
Ow-woooooooo! Werewolves of Paris! Ow-woooooooo!
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