We Rule The World
(Sung to the tune of "We Are The World" by USA For Africa)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(instrumental intro)

(Dubya Bush):
There comes a time when you have to go alone.

(Colin Powell):
When the world won't listen to your call.

(Donald Rumsfeld):
There'll be people dying.

(Dubya Bush):
It's time to bomb Hussein.

(Dubya Bush and Rumsfeld):
In the name of freedom everywhere!

(Dubya Bush):
We can't go on inspecting everyday.

(Condi Rice):
That somehow, somewhere we'lll soon find his arms.

(Colin Powell):
We're all a part of the UN's great family.

(Dubya Bush and Rumsfeld):
But the truth - you know war is what we need!

(Chorus sung by all):
We rule the world.
We are the Bush men.
We are the ones who will make the laws.
To us, start bowing.
You've no voice; we've taken
Away your civil rights.
It's true, we can make you go away
Any time of day.

(Dubya Bush):
We'll send our troops.

(Colin Powell):
Let the world know we don't care.

(Dubya Bush):
We will use our power to remove Hussein.

(Gen. Tommy Franks):
We'll disable his weapons of mass destruction.

(Dubya Bush and Rumsfeld):
We will disarm Saddam alone!

(Chorus sung by all):
We rule the world.
We are the Bush men.
We are the ones who will make the laws.
To us, start bowing.
You've no voice; we've taken
Away your civil rights.
It's true, we can make you go away
Any time of day.

(Tony Blair):
Time's running out.
There seems no hope at all.

(Poppy Bush):
Saddam, better believe...
No way my boy can fail.

(Dubya Bush):
Hell, hell, hell... hey, boys - let's roll!

(Donald Rumsfeld):
I'm telling you, war is inevitable.

(Dubya Bush and Rumsfeld):
We will disarm Saddam alone!

(Chorus sung by all):
We rule the world.
We are the Bush men.
We are the ones who will make the laws.
To us, start bowing.
You've no voice; we've taken
Away your civil rights.
It's true, we can make you go away
Any time of day.

We rule the world.
We are the Bush men.
We are the ones who will make the laws.
To us, start bowing.
You've no voice; we've taken
Away your civil rights.
It's true, we can make you go away
Any time of day.


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