We Still Haven't Found Whom We're Looking For
(Sung to the tune of "Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by U2)
Guest song parody by Daedalus


The Press to Bush.: What about Osama?
Bush: Rummy, make them stop!
Rummy: Guess we still haven't found whom we're looking for...

(As sung by Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, lamenting the long hunt for Osama bin Laden)

(instrumental intro)

We searched the highest mountains.
We have combed through the fields.
Looking to just kill you.
Looking to just kill you.

We have run,
We have crawled,
We have scoured these city halls.
These city halls,
Looking to just kill you.

But we still haven't found whom we're looking for.
But we still haven't found whom we're looking for.

We have killed many kids.
Heard the pleading from their bloody lips.
Just burned by fire.
Their plight was just dire.

We have spoke with the tongue of angels.
We have acted just like the devil.
Bombed the homes in the night.
Bodies cold as a stone.

But we still haven't found whom we're looking for.
But we still haven't found whom we're looking for.

We believe that the day will come,
When Osama will be the dead one.
Until it's done,
Well, yes he's still running...

We dropped the bombs,
But you fled their aim.
And we're still crossed,
Of our blame...
Of our shame?
No, we don't believe it...

But we still haven't found whom we're looking for.
But we still haven't found whom we're looking for.
But we still haven't found whom we're looking for.
But we still haven't found whom we're looking for...


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