Oh,
Where Has Our VP Gone
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he sitting under a tree alone
Only to be reached by a cellular phone
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he in an energy meeting All Day?
Does he have a secret contract with Kenneth Lay
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Why is he hiding behind the stage curtain
He controls Bush that is certain
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he meeting with Saudi Sheiks
We don't know where he has been for weeks
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he with Halliburton in Iraq
Getting more money to fill his sack
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is his health good or is he on meds
or has he been buried in the White House flower beds.
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he in a meeting with Ashcroft, Wolfburg or Bush
Or is he just resting on his tush
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he on Air Force 1 or 2 or a piper cub
Or is he in New York at a private club
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he speaking in public or at a secret meeting
What part of the economy is he giving a beating
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he working on diplomacy worlds away
Or is he home relaxing all day
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he on the phone with Worldcom to cut a deal
Or is he lunching on a gourmet meal
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he in India, Iran, Russia or Beijing
Or is he just not doing anything
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he alone or is he married to a gal
Or is he just friendly with a male pal
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is your party Republican or are you a lone duck
Or is it your policy not to give a fuck
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is your appearance eery or bazaar
Come to think of it, we never see you in a car
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Do you travel close or far
It doesn't matter we don't know where you are
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Do you dress up or down
Why do your pictures remind me of a clown
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Why don't we see you in front of a mike
Did someone scare you when you were a tike
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Are you ever in Congress in your special seat
Or are there other people more important to meet
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he in a bunker where he can hide
Or is he just embarrassed because he lied.
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he ina house or in a retreat
To fool the American public is quite a feat
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is his heart still pumping or is it on the blink
Or is he gone and starting to stink.
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he well or in remission or having a stroke
Does he really respect Bush the cowpoke
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
Is he really a person or a figure of imagination
A ghost, a pimp or a man of exaggeration
Oh where, oh where has our VP gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
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