Xanax, Help Me Through the Night
(Sung to the tune of "Help Me Make It Through The Night" by Sammi Smith/Kris Kristofferson)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker

Take the cap off, let it fall.
Careful you don't spill 'em all.
Shake a pill out in your hand,
You're about to have a ball.

Hold a glass up to the light,
It don't have to be  right,
And repeat along with me,
Xanax, help me through the night.

I don't want no alcohol,
Won't you try to understand?
Let the devil take tomorrow,
Put them pills on my nightstand.

Yesterday is dead and gone,
And the future's not so bright.
And if Duh-bya  really won,
Xanax, help me through the night.


Copyright © 2000 by  Darrell Decker
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