The
Yellow Shrub of Texas
He’s the lowest voltage light bulb this country ever knew.
He lied throughout the election to get a vote from you.
You can talk about your Reagan your Bill Clinton too.
But the dumbest son of a republican is going to put it
to you.
He was born with a silver spoon in his nose his life was
easy.
When he went to college his grades were bellow a c.
He flunked political science and other classes he took.
But daddy was an alumnus and mommy had a fat checkbook.
Life was good in the 80’s it fit Dubya to a tee.
He had a chance to snort cocaine to drink and party.
He could sell his dry oil wells and bankrupt companies.
No jail time was ever involved his daddy was V.P.
The 90’s saw the Dubya buy a baseball team.
In Texas he was governor he had a killing machine.
He had a race with Jeb Bush to see who could kill the
most.
With lethal injection and electric chair Dubya invented
Texas toast.
After flunking out in college the electoral college let
him pass.
With Cheney as the puppeteer his hand up Dubya's ass.
All of the rich republicans will have to work real fast.
To get their friends and family crooked laws passed.
Chorus
He’s the lowest voltage light bulb this country ever
knew.
He lied throughout the election to get a vote from you.
You can talk about your Reagan your Bill Clinton to.
But the dumbest son of a republican is going to put it
to you.
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