You Offend Me
(Sung to the tune of "You Send Me" by Sam Cooke)
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

(instrumental intro)

Georgie, you offend me.
I know you offend me.
Georgie, you offend me.
Honest, you do, honest, you do, no, honest you can't do!

You ill me.
Georgie, you ill me.
I know you ill me.
Honest you do.

At first I thought it was Gore's election.
But, ooh, the Court got it wrong.
Now I find myself wanting
To clobber you and send you home!

I know, I know, I know
you offend me.
I know you offend me.
Georgie, you offend me.
Honest, you do.

Whoa-oh-oh, whenever I see you.
Whoa-oh-oh, whenever I smell you.
Mmmmm-hmmmm, honest, you do, honest you, no, honest you can't do.
I know, I know, I know, you hurt my country.
I know, I know, I know, you and the G.O.P.
Mmmmm-hmmmm, Mmmmm-hmmmm, honest, you do.

At first I thought it was Gore's election.
But, ooh, the Court got it wrong.
Now I find myself wanting
To clobber you and send you home!

I know, I know, I know
you offend me.
Georgie, you offend me.
I know, I know, I know, you, you, you, you offend me.
Honest, you do!



Here is an alternate version of this song parody: Oil Fueled His Frenzy
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