A Yucky Woman
(Sung to the tune of "Kentucky Woman" by Neil Diamond)
A yucky woman made tapes
She could sell to the Right
Took Monica's gossip to Starr
And created a fight
People hate her
They all berate her
A yucky woman
Don't let her near you
She's going to hear you
A yucky woman

She causes our stomaches to turn at the drop of her name
Her kind of betrayal did give her the wrong kind of fame
People hate her
They all berate her

A yucky woman
Don't let her near you
She's going to hear you
A yucky woman

The right wing sucks
They tried to force Clinton's defeat
With their big bucks
And the help of this snitch
She's no good
Ain't no doubt
We're talking about

A yucky woman
Don't let her near you
She's going to hear you
A yucky woman


Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

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