Ahmad Chalabi
Convicted (in Jordan) swindler Ahmad Chalabi duped Cheney, Rumsfeld, Bush, and the neo-cons with false intelligence used to justify its war on Iraq, and he is now accused of being a spy and passing on U.S. national secrets to Iran.
(Sung to the tune of "Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles)

(instrumental intro)

Ha!  Crooked Bush's looney people...
Ha!  Crooked Bush's looney people...

Ahmad Chalabi... duped Condi Rice in the search for the WMDs,
Bush war hawks dreamed.
"Bomb Iraq" window; scaring through race hatred, profiling started their war.
Who is it for?

Bush's looney people; the neo-cons, so dumb.
Bush's looney people; the neo-cons, so dumb.

Rummy's war frenzy; gave secret word to his prisons guards: they need not fear.
Torture, they cheer.
Iraq's not working; Bush claims he's "shocked" at the plight of the prisoners there.
What does he care?

Bush's looney people; the neo-cons, so dumb.
Bush's looney people; the neo-cons, so dumb.

Ahmad Chalabi... left in the lurch when Bush dumped him and sullied his name.
He caused Bush shame.
"Bomb first, and then see" - thousands got hurt in that land as Bush war hawks all raved;
Iraq enslaved.

Bush's looney people; the neo-cons, so dumb.
Bush's looney people; the neo-cons, so dumb.


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