Well, the Right thinks Bush is better,
And he's hailed for his vocal B.S.
It's a shock to see his record;
The environment's a mess.
He's right wing beholden,
You gotta fear what he plans to stress.

The global temperature's rising,
Kyoto Treaty's refused.
The right wing is with him,
As long as he keeps payin' their dues.
He's right wing beholden,
And gettin' awful reviews.

He's got the arsenic mania.
He was a snot to flatly refuse
The EPA head's good advice,
'Cause this clown just hasn't a clue.
He's right wing beholden,
Shockin' you, right on cue.

Well, if you feel like, knock him.
He'll run for cover; reveal and knock him.
Rolling over, and kissing up to his right wing brothers.
Reveal and knock him, knock him over.
He's right wing beholden,
Shockin' you, right on cue.

(guitar solo)

We're done with our mournin,'
We're givin' him a warnin'
To this inept, appointed boob.
Hey, watch him diddle,
He can't answer the riddle;
Too busy watchin' the tube.
He's right wing beholden,
And gettin' awful reviews.

You know he'll struggle in his first term.
Rant, and his spin won't stop.
Dick Cheney is his partner,
You're gonna see them steal and shock.
Long as they got some time,
Their sleaze will never stop.

He's right wing beholden...
He's right wing beholden...
He's right wing beholden...
He's right wing beholden...
He's right wing beholden...
And gettin' awful reviews!

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