(instrumental intro)

Ooh yeah... well, all right...

We're lyin'...
Ari's gonna lie to you.
We're takin', takin...'
Ashcroft will take away your civil rights, too.
They're my rules, not to break.
Or I can incarcerate.
So, shut your mouth, don't argue.
Your fate is in my hand.
Or be tried by secret tribunal.
I'm ruling til '04 is through.

We're bombin'...
To think that war was a thing of the past.
We're bombin'...
And I hope this war is not gonna last.
No bullet can stop me now.
'Cause I neither beg nor bow.
Either I get that oil pipeline or you die.
You can defend your right.
I will use US military might.
For oil is worth much more than gold.

We're bombin'...
We're bombin' in the name of precious oil.
We're bombin' (bombin', bombin', bombin')
We're bombin' right straight from your yard.
Singing Holy Mighty Oil Well, Holy Mighty Oil Well.
Just sitting in Afghanistan and rules all creation.

We're bombin'...
Yeah, we're bombing.
We're bombin' in the name of precious oil.
We're bombin' (bombin', bombin', bombin')
We're bombin' right straight from your yard.

Poppy knows how much I've tried.
The truth I cannot hide.
To keep me satisfied.
The war that now exists.
Is for the love of oil I can't resist.
Poppy's on my side...

We're bombin'...
And we're bombin' in the name of precious oil.
We're bombin', we're bombin', we're bombin', we're bombin'...
We're bombin', we're bombin', we're bombin', we're bombin'...
And we're bombin' in the name of precious oil!

(Repeat last verse of chorus and fade)

Copyright © 2001 by Alvin Dover
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