presents  the
Dick  Cheney  Song  Book
The Dick of Oil's bad ticker gives new meaning to "A heartbreat away from the Presidency"
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  • By W. Tong
    1. Dick Just Wants To Escalate (I Just Want To Celebrate) 7/18/07
    2. The Veep And the Shrub (How Deep Is Your Love) 7/12/04
    3. Cheney Is Really Sore (My Cherie Amour) 3/8/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
    4. Cheney (Amie) 3/3/02
    5. Cheney's New Pupil (Rainy Day People) 8/30/01
    6. Cheney (You Run Shrub's World) (Brandy {You're A Fine Girl})  7/22/01
    7. Cheney & Bush Baby (Sherry Baby)12/16/00
    8. Cheney, Cheney (Cherry, Cherry)  8/12/00
    9. Cheney, They All Want You (Baby, I'm-A Want You) 7/25/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
    10. Dick (Clair) 10/29/01, co-written with Alvin Dover
    11. Dick & G.W.B. (Me and Bobby McGee) 9/8/02
    12. Dick Cheney and the W. (The Way You Do The Things You Do) 7/4/01
    13. Dick Cheney's Heart (Unchain My Heart) 7/22/01
    14. Duh-Bya (Shambala)  12/4/00
    15. Halliburton Gold Mine (Working In A Coal Mine) 2/08/04
    16. Heart Attack (Heart Attack) 7/4/01
    17. I'm An Oil Man (Soul Man) 9/18/01
    18. Inquiry (Diary) 9/14/02
    19. Legal Motions (The Locomotion) 2/3/02, co-written with Skisics Surus
    20. My Little Clown (My Little Town) 11/3/02
    21. Navy Subsidy (Yellow Submarine) 8/4/01
    22. Pacemaker (Heartbreaker)  7/3/01
    23. Pay My Electric Bill (Back Off Boogaloo) 8/4/01
    24. They Fixed My Heart With A Pacemaker (I Left My Heart In San Francisco) 7/3/01, co-written with Alvin Dover
    25. They're Crappy Together (Happy Together) 8/9/02

      26. By Alvin Dover
    26. Get Rid Of Dick (Theme from Sesame Street) 3/16/04
    27. Calling Cheney (Calling Elvis) 7/8/03
    28. I'll Deny (Lullaby) 2/11/02
    29. Shred The Constitution (Ball of Confusion) 12/22/01
    30. Oh, Cheney (Oh, Darling!) 11/19/01
    31. Dick (Clair) 10/29/01, co-written with W. Tong
      By Charlie Decker
    32. Have You Seen Dick Cheney, Baby? (Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby) 7/15/03
      By Darrell Decker
    33. It's A Headache (It's A Heartache) 8/4/02
    34. Help Cheney (Help!)  7/25/01


      35. By Skisics Surus
    35. Dick Cheney's Sued (Suzy Q)  3/4/02
    36. G.F.Y. (D.I.Y.)  2/24/02
    37. Everybody's Trying To Find Dick Cheney (Everybody's Tryin' To Be My Baby) 1/9/02
    38. Cheney & Dubya (Lady Madonna)  8/8/00
    39. Cheney Runs (Nobody Home) 11/8/00
    40. Dick Cheney's Pet (Locomotive Breath) 1/24/01
    41. Don't Go Breaking Your Heart (Don't Go Breaking My Heart) 3/31/01
    42. Oilmen of Houston (Werewolves Of London)   8/14/00
    43. Rock Him, Cheney (Rock Me)  1/26/01
    44. We Two Clods of Texas Are (We Three Kings of Orient Are) 12/20/00
    45. Wishing Dick Were Here (Wishing You Were Here)  1/6/01
      By Goldee Greene
    46. Hey, Where's Dick Cheney?1/2/02
    47. Go Ask Cheney (White Rabbit)  8/8/01
      By Sara Rose
    48. Please, Let This War Last Long (The Chipmunk Song) 11/27/01

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