Double Standards
(Sung to the tune of "Double Vision" by Foreigner)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com

Feeling down n' dirty,
Feeling kinda mean
Laura's been from one to another extreme
Once she had a good time, pictures posted to the Net
Now she wants to nag, and sets her callers straight

Chorus:
Fills the air... with her double standards,
No disguise... for her double standards
Ooh, when you get through to her,
Just mention to her
These double standards get the best of her

Never do more than push her moral set
Her mouth is racing, but her body's on the net
Today's the day, she's gonna push it to the limit
She lived all of these years with a hidden secret

Fills the air... with her double standards,
No disguise... for her double standards
Ooh, when you get through to her,
Just mention to her
These double standards get the best of her

Get the best of her, yeah
Ooh, double standards, we see her double standards
It takes me out of my head, takin' me out of my head
we see her double standards, oh, seeing double double
Oh, she has double standards, yeah, she's setting double standards

(fade)


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