Bush has failed; yes, it's true; just pure crap from his coup; 'Cause he's dumb, not smart. A blowhard, now maligned; who is narrow of mind, 'Cause he's dumb, not smart. Bush would go to extremes with impossible schemes. We will laugh when his dreams fall apart at the seams. His life's now nailbiting 'til Election Day 'Cause Shrub's no leader, he'll depart, get sent away.

Iraq oil, to him's worth every treasure on Earth
'Cause he's dumb, not smart.
He's so rich, he's a czar; but so much below par,
'Cause he's dumb, not smart.

No, his throne won't survive, though he'll try to contrive
About all of his jive; but his polls now still dive.
It's clear, he must depart.
He isn't head smart,
'Cause this czar has flung a load of dung; not smart.

(instrumental break)

No, his throne won't survive, though he'll try to contrive
About all of his jive; but his polls now still dive.
It's clear, he must depart.
He isn't head smart,
'Cause this czar has flung a load of dung; not smart.

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