Genocide Is Painless
(Sung to the tune of "Suicide Is Painless" (Theme from "M*A*S*H")
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

(As sung by pResident Bush:)

(instrumental intro)

Saddam Hussein has got to pay.
I'm losing patience every day.
Upon his death, I'll dance and pray.
And this is what I'll have to say:

Genocide is painless,
My reputation's stainless.
I'll nuke Iraq, and take their oil with ease.

The U.N., I'll intimidate:
Attack Iraq!  No more debate!
Remove whom Dad helped to create:
Saddam, the man whom I most hate.
'Cause...

Genocide is painless,
My reputation's stainless.
I'll nuke Iraq, and take their oil with ease.

The loss of life?  That's hard to say.
I'm gonna do it anyway.
I won't be barred; make Saddam pay
Great history, I'll make some day.

Genocide is painless,
My reputation's stainless.
I'll nuke Iraq, and take their oil with ease.

Smart bombs will make Iraq cave in.
Payback for Poppy, when we win.
Distract from scandals that I'm in.
My power grows stronger, and I grin...
'Cause...

Genocide is painless,
My reputation's stainless.
I'll nuke Iraq, and take their oil with ease.

"Saddam once got the best of me,
And I lost my presidency,"
Is what my dad had said to me.
Saddam must die - Dad will thank me...

Genocide is painless,
My reputation's stainless.
I'll nuke Iraq, and take their oil with ease.

I'll make good on regime change; I won't lose!


Here is another version of this parody: Dubya Is Brainless
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