You'd Better Go Get That Treated
(Sung to the tune of "You're Just What I Needed" by The Cars)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

As sung by Dubya to Poppy Bush:

(instrumental intro)

I don't want you coming here
Stay inside, please.
'Cause when you're standing, oh, I fear
Of catching your disease.
It's got nothing to do with you.
It's just you got a really bad case.
You've had it for a month or two.
What's the matter with your face?

Dad, you'd better go get that treated.
Lesions on ears, neck, scalp and lips.
Dad, you'd better go get that treated.
Tan, red, brown and pink

I don't want us hanging out,
Play golf at the ranch.
Sun damaged to your skin
Accumulates over time.
I know that you don't look well.
Duh!... don't you think that I can't tell.
I don't want you stepping out,
And catch skin cancer.


Bright red sores on former President Bush's cheeks
are the result of treatment for sun-induced keratosis.

Dad, you'd better go get that treated
Lesions on ears, neck, scalp and lips
Dad, you'd better go get that treated
Tan, red, brown and pink...


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