"The Bush-Haters Handbook:
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1. What's Up, Who Threw Shoes At Me? (Wake Up, Little Susie) 4/20/09
2. Goodbye To Shrub (Goodbye To Love) 1/6/09
3. Nah, Sa-rah, Sa-rah (Que Sera Sera) 11/13/08
4. Gone Broke - Throw Us A Line (One Toke Over The Line) 9/24/08
5. We Will Pay Dearly If McCain's Enthroned (I Can See Clearly Now) 9/15/08
6. Sarah's Vile (Sara Smile) 9/11/08
7. Dummy With Nothing (Money For Nothing) 7/27/08
8. Faker Bush, Depart (Achy Breaky Heart) 7/27/08
9. He's An Ancient Man (Secret Agent Man) 7/26/08
10. Fool Of A King, It's Over (Fool, If You Think It's Over) 6/30/08
11. Bush And His Looney Bunch Are Right Wing Nuts (I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts) 6/30/08
12. Ain't Nothing Like A Real King (Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing) 6/29/08
13. Bullshit And Spin (Dust In The Wind) 6/29/08
14. Neocon Morons (Honky Tonk Woman) 6/29/08
15. Dubya's Hit A Brand New Snag (Papa's Got A Brand New Bag) 6/29/08
16. Shrub's Dumb As A Rock (Loves Me Like A Rock) 6/9/08
17. Shrub Is Through (Waterloo) 6/1/08
18. Through (True) 6/1/08
19. Our Country Visibly (My Country 'Tis Of Thee) 5/18/08
20. It's The Last Chance For Me (Save The Last Dance For Me) 5/18/08
21. Insultin' The King (Sultans Of Swing) 4/17/09
22. What Did Yoo Do? (How Do You Do) 4/9/08
23. Bush's Crimes, They Aren't A-Changin' (The Times They Are A-Changin') 1/21/08

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    2007 Song Parodies:
24. F**king Up The Country (Goin' Up The Country) 12/18/07
25. It's Bush's Shit (If This Is It) 11/29/07
26. He's Got No Business Being King (You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings) 11/7/07
27. Continued Slaying And More Torture (The Border) 10/31/07
28. Dismiss Shrub (Give Me Love) 10/10/07
29. The Whole World Will Celebrate The Day When Bush Is Leaving (I Just Want To Celebrate) 10/24/07
30. Impeach George W! (I Think I Love You) 9/23/07
31. Let's Expel W (Since I Fell For You) 9/7/07
32. I Can't Get No Bathroom Action (I Can't Get No Satisfaction) 9/4/07
33. Larry Craig's Big Downfall (Another Brick In The Wall) 9/4/07
34. Say, Has Anybody Seen That Creep-Trickster Rove (Say Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose) 9/3/07
35. Knockin' On Toilet Door (Knockin' On Heaven's Door) 9/3/07
36. We Found Out 'Bout Craig (Ain't Too Proud To Beg) 9/3/07
37. I Can't Take More Resignations (I Can't Get No Satisfaction) 9/3/07
38. Iran, Let's Bomb, For Distraction (I Can't Get No Satisfaction) 8/31/07
39. Shrub's Time Proved Costly (Sunshine Superman) 8/3/07
40. Neocon Insane Gang (Chain Gang) 8/1/07
41. Impeachment Of This Bunch (You Beat Me To The Punch) 7/19/07
42. Dick Just Wants To Escalate (I Just Want To Celebrate) 7/18/07
43. Fading Gonzalez (Lady Madonna) 6/3/07
44. I Want A Pardon (I Never Promised You A Rose Garden) 6/3/07
45. Our Dictator (Operator) 6/3/07
46. Twist In The Wind (Dust In The Wind) 5/25/07
47. I'll Take The Fifth Amendment (The Twelfth Of Never) 5/24/07
48. Wake Up, Mr. Ashcroft (Wake Up, Little Susie) 5/18/07
49. I Don't Remember (Try To Remember) 5/7/07
50. Impeachment Fever Is Rising (Bad Moon Rising) 4/26/07
51. Alberto (Key Largo) 4/23/07
52. Gonzo's Grilled (Railroad Bill) 4/20/07
53. While Strolling In Iraq One Day (While Strolling Through The Park One Day) 4/10/07
54. A.G. Gonzalez (Lady Madonna) 4/1/07
55. Slammer Time (Summertime) 3/27/07
56. We Recommend Expulsion (I Second That Emotion) 3/27/07
57. Alberto (Fernando) 3/27/07
58. Republican Moron (American Woman) 3/18/07
59. More Sacrifice (Sacrifice) 2/16/07
60. I've Got A Shock-And-Awe Heart (I've Got A Rock And Roll Heart) 2/13/07
61. Escalation (Revolution)  2/8/07
62. After Their Drubbing (After The Loving) 2/1/07
63. The Great Decider (The Great Pretender) 1/27/07
64. Lay Him Low! Lay Him Low! Lay Him Low! (Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!) 1/11/07

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    2006 Song Parodies:
65. Heinous (Venus) 12/28/06
66. The Decider (The Letter) 12/28/06
67. Rove Is Looking For His Touch (Tush) 12/11/06
68. Impeach Bush, The Right Wing Czar (Drive My Car) 11/23/06
69. Impeachment Hell (Heartbreak Hotel) 11/20/06
70. They Lost And Now They're Reeling (You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling) 11/23/06
71. Leave The White House! Bush, You've Failed! (A Whiter Shade Of Pale) 11/2/06
72. Hit A Road Block (Hit The Road, Jack) 10/27/06
73. Unacceptable (Unforgettable) 10/15/06
74. Vile King (Wild Thing) 10/10/06
75. Foley Went Down (Blow The Man Down) 10/10/06
76. Imagine Bush's People (Imagine) 10/2/06
77. Folly Foley (Holly Holy) 9/30/06
78. If I Were A Dictator (If I Were A Carpenter) 9/29/06
79. Dubya's Iraq Quagmire (Light My Fire) 9/27/06
80. Chavez Was Mocking Bush At The U.N. (Somebody's Knockin') 9/24/06
81. Let's Forget The Constitution (I Can't Get No Satisfaction) 9/20/06
82. Dumb Fellow's Terror Charade (Longfellow Serenade) 9/18/06
83. Moron, Moron (Woman, Woman) 9/6/06
84. I Ripped Apart the Constitution (I Left My Heart In San Francisco)  8/4/06
85. Still Committing War Crimes (Bill Cosby Show Theme: Gonna Have A Good Time) 7/27/06
86. Emperor Who's Crazy (Ukulele Lady) 7/27/06
87. More War, I'll See To (The More I See You) 7/27/06
88. Who Wants No Press Around With Him (You Don't Mess Around With Jim) 7/3/06
89. Whole Lotta Fakin' Goin' On (Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On) 6/28/06
90. Dubya And His Circle (Will It Go 'Round In Circles) 6/8/06
91. I'll Allow No Immigration (My Generation) 6/8/06
92. Bush's Crazy War A-Team (What A Day For A Daydream) 5/9/06
93. Bomb Iran (2006) (Barbara Ann) 5/2/06
94. It's High Time That We Impeached Him (By The Time I Get To Phoenix) 5/2/06
95. Detested, Bush's Torturers (God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen) 4/26/06
96. Just Forget It, I Have Made Up My Mind (Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind) 4/25/06
97. Around The World, They Say He's Crazed (Around The World In 80 Days) 4/25/06
98. Stay The Course, Do The Same (A Horse With No Name) 4/25/06
99. The Worst That Could Happen To Bush (The Worst That Could Happen) 4/25/06
100. So Low?! They Hate Me Not (Swing Low, Sweet Chariot) 4/25/06
101. The Torturer (The Wanderer) 4/25/06
102. Thank God The Great Scoundrel's Gone (Thank God And Greyhound You're Gone) 4/25/06
103. Dumbya Wants War (Kumbya) 4/22/06
104. Dick Was Booed At The Ball Game (Take Me Out To The Ball Game) 4/12/06
105. He's Gone (She's Gone) 4/7/06
106. Tom Quit The Congress (I Shot The Sheriff) 4/6/06
107. Andy Card (Ain't It Hard) 4/6/06
108. No Credibility (Personality) 3/23/06
109. Dunce Cap, His Crown (Cathy's Clown) 3/16/06
110. Iraq Gets Bombed, For Distraction (I Can't Get No Satisfaction) 3/15/06
111. I'm Just Wild About Mary (I'm Just Wild About Harry) 3/15/06
112. I Aimed Wild And Hit Harry (I'm Just Wild About Harry) 3/15/06
113. Birdshot Whizzin' Blues (Folsom Prison Blues) 3/14/06
114. One Choke Hold At A Time (One Toke Over The Line) 3/14/06
115. No Joke's Over The Line (One Toke Over The Line) 3/14/06
116. Polls Are All Down (Blow The Man Down) 3/10/06
117. Dubai Flub (Bye Bye, Love) 3/1/06
118. All Time Low (All Time High) 3/1/06
119. Dick Cheney Shot His Gun (We've Only Just Begun) 2/18/06
120. Dick's Bad Shot Cannot Be Fixed (The First Cut Is The Deepest) 2/14/06
121. Who Shot The Lawyer? My Shot Gun (I Fought The Law) 2/14/06
122. Bury Constitution (Superstition) 2/11/06
123. An Utter Moron (The Other Woman) 2/10/06
124. Bush Wants To Spy - It's Illegal (Fly Like An Eagle) 2/7/06
125. Petty Greed (Let It Be) 1/30/06
126. They're Frying The Hammer (If I Had A Hammer) 1/30/06
127. My World (My Girl) 1/30/06
128. Impeach Dim Son (Here Comes The Sun) 1/14/06 

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     2005 Song Parodies:
129. Spying (Crying) 12/20/05
130. Bush The King, An Arrogant Czar (We Three Kings Of Orient Are) 12/14/05
131. Bush Tossed The Torture Ceiling (You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling) 12/14/05
132. Wrecking Ball Is Bush's Folly (Deck The Hall) 12/12/05
133. Shipped As Freight Were Our Dead U.S. Marines (Yellow Submarine) 12/12/05
134. Freight Planes (Freight Train) 12/00/05
135. What We Want For Fitzmas Is For Bush To Leave (All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth) 12/8/05
136. Bush Would Cause More Bombing Of Towns (Santa Claus Is Coming To Town) 12/8/05
137. New Lies From Dubya B (Shoo, Fly) 12/5/05



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138. Dick Wants More Torturing Done (Fortunate Son) 11/19/05
139. Fret And Woe! Fret And Woe! Fret And Woe! (Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!) 11/14/05
140. Scooter Libby (Do Wah Diddy) 11/3/05
141. Lame Duck (King Tut) 11/3/05
142. Scooter (School Days) 11/3/05



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143. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fitzmas (It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas) 10/31/05
144. Harriet Miers Medley (My Baloney Has A First Name & the Oscar Meyer Wiener Jingle) 10/6/05
145. Crony Court Club (The Mickey Mouse Club March) 10/5/05
146. On Top Are Bush Cronies (On Top Of Old Smoky) 10/5/05
147. Make Harriet Supreme Court Judge (I'm Henry the 8th, I Am) 10/5/05
148. Don't Pile On Me 'Bout Katrina (Don't Cry For Me, Argentina) 10/5/05



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149. Hell, We're Snake-Bit On The Right (Help Me Make It Through The Night) 9/19/05
150. Blight Upon The City of New Orleans (City of New Orleans) 9/17/05
151. I'm Blamed For The Storm (Riders On The Storm) 9/14/05
152. Mr. Brown Could Not Control Flood Water (Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter) 9/14/05
153. Denounced, The Despised Dim Son (House Of The Rising Sun) 9/11/05
154. Don't Bug Me - I'm On Vacation (Another Brick In The Wall - Part 2) 9/6/05
155. Laid Low By PATRIOT (Swing Low, Sweet Chariot) 9/2/05
156. Take Him Out, In The Lord's Name (Take Me Out To The Ball Game) 9/1/05
157. Iraq's Black Gold (Heart Of Gold) 9/1/05



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158. Crappy Holiday (Happy Holiday) 8/31/05
159. Robertson Called For Assassination (Just My Imagination) 8/30/05
160. Call On Our Special Forces (You Are My Special Angel) 8/30/05
161. I Don't Fear You, Mr. Robertson (Mrs. Robinson) 8/25/05
162. Casey's Mom Asked Me What Noble Cause (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus) 8/24/05
163. I've Got To Blow Off Cindy (Windy) 8/24/05
164. Crosses Got Run Over By The Brain-Dead (Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" by Elmo & Patsy) 8/20/05
165. I Am Gonna Ride My Bike Today (While Strolling Through the Park One Day) 9/18/05
166. Get Along Home, Cindy (Cindy) 8/15/05
167. Unaccountable (Unforgettable) 8/3/05



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168. Blind To Treason, They Deceive (Reason To Believe) 7/28/05
169. We'll Sing Of Dim Son's Crimes (We'll Sing In The Sunshine) 7/26/05
170. Watching Scotty's Woe (Watching Scotty Grow) 7/26/05
171. Bush Brain Running (Long Train Running) 7/25/05
172. Rove, Rove, Rove, You Gloat (Row, Row, Row Your Boat) 7/25/05
173. You're Shrub's Brain (You're So Vain) 7/20/05
174. Rove Propaganda (Copacabana) 7/20/05
175. Rove Really Was So Bitter (Nobody Does It Better) 7/19/05
176. Ain't Quittin' From The Docket Today (Sittin' On The Dock of the Bay) 7/15/05
177. Crimes And Treason (Rhymes And Reasons) 7/14/05
178. Karl Rove, The Goat, Is Sore (Michael, Row The Boat Ashore) 7/14/05
179. It's A Crime And It's Treason (Time Of The Season) 7/13/05
180. I Won't Debate, 'Cause I'm King (I Just Can't Wait To Be King) 7/6/05
181. Cranky Poodle Tony Yankee Doodle Dandy) 7/5/05
182. Pack The Court (Rock The Boat) 7/5/05
183. One Battle, Two Battles (One Paddle, Two Paddle) 7/3/05



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184. Iraq Was Attacked (Little Grass Shack) 6/27/05
185. Bush's Smoking Gun (Smoking Gun) 6/27/05
186. Prison Cells (Pearly Shells) 6/27/05
187. Memo From Downing (After The Loving) 6/17/05
188. Some Now Chant Impeachment (Some Enchanted Evening) 6/17/05
189. Downing Street (Baker Street) 6/16/05
190. Pissed Off The Whole World, Bush's Band (He's Got The Whole World In His Hand) 6/7/05
191. War Plan - Neocons' Sorrow (Man Of Constant Sorrow) 6/7/05
192. New World Order (The Border) 6/7/05
193. A Disaster Is His Reign (Laughter In The Rain) 6/7/05



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194. A Cold Fascist Thug, Shrub (An Old Fashioned Love Song) 5/29/05
195. Bush Invasion Plan (Secret Agent Man) 5/29/05
196. Halliburton (Holly Holy) 5/21/05
197. Bush sings War Was Always On My Mind (Always On My Mind) 5/2/05



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198. Tom DeLay's the Bug Man (Tax Man) 4/21/05
199. Bush's War Craze (I Wish) 4/4/05
200. John Bolton's Canned Nomination (Anticipation) 4/25/05
201. The Culture Of Life (The Circle Of Life) 4/5/05
202. Dope Has Estranged (Home On The Range) 4/13/05
203. War Happy Together (Happy Together) 4/18/05
204. War-Happy (Theme from "The Partridge Family") 4/13/05



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205. Bush sings "Don't Believe In Evolution" (Revolution) 3/14/05
206. Grandstand Shrubby (Bandstand Boogie {Theme from "American Bandstand"}) 3/27/05
207. Guilty Of Too Many War Crimes (Give Me Just A Little More Time) 3/15/05
208. Schiavo (Shilo) 3/30/05
209. Shrub The Czar (Love Bizarre) 3/14/05
210. Smirking Ass's Hogwash News (Workin' At The Carwash Blues) 3/27/05
211. You Will Get More Propaganda (I Can't Get No Satisfaction) 3/27/05
212. Bush, You're Fired! (Theme from "Rawhide") 3/27/05, co-written with Alvin Dover



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213. Angel of the Right Wing (Angel of the Morning) 2/13/05
214. Condoleeza Swore (My Cherie Amour) 2/1/05
215. Our Country Used To Be (Our Country 'Tis of Thee) 2/14/05
216. Shrub's Appalling Reign (Rhythm of the Rain) 2/13/05
217. Shrub's Terra War (America The Beautiful) 2/24/05
218. This Monarch's Not Mentally Balanced (The Man Who Who Shot Liberty Valance) 2/27/05
219. Torture Boy (Soldier Boy) 2/7/05
220. War-Wrangled Manner (Star Spangled Banner) 2/24/05



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221. Bush sings Ain't Quittin' In Iraq - There's No Way (Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay) 1/25/05
222. Created Great Danger (Away In A Manger) 1/6/05
223. Great Fake (Daybreak) 1/12/05
224. No Friends In The World (The End of the World) 1/12/05
225. Protest His Inauguration (Just My Imagination) 1/19/05
226. States That Are Blue Wished For No W. (Blue Christmas) 1/6/05



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2004 Song Parodies:
227. A Pestilence of Greedy Men (God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen) 12/20/04
228. Armored Humvees (Armour Hot Dogs jingle) 12/14/04
229. I'm Scheming 'Gainst Those Not With Us (White Christmas) 12/8/04
230. Our Troops Won't Be Home For The Holidays (There's No Place Like Home For The Holidays) 12/10/04
231. Press Is Spinning The News A Lot, 'Cause Bush Sucks (It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas) 12/8/04
232. Shady Gonzalez (Lady Madonna) 12/22/04
233. Stalking Iraq, Bush's Plundered Land (Winter Wonderland) 12/13/04



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234. Don't Think Rice Will Make Things Right (Don't Think Twice, It's All Right) 11/28/04
235. Bush sings I'm Not A Fraud (I'm Not In Love) 11/26/04
236. Bush has No Mandate (Mandy) 11/28/04
237. Thank God the Great Scoundrel's Gone (Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone) 11/28/04 - goodbye and good riddance to Attorney General John AshKKKroft



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238. Al Qa Qaa (Elvira) 10/31/04
239. Get Rid Of Dunce And Fast (Monster Mash) 10/30/04
240. Bill O'Reilly sings I Admit No Sex Harassment (I Can't Get No Satisfaction) 10/20/04
241. Iraq (Get Back) 10/19/04
242. Bush sings I Cannot Win Debates, I Can't (I'm Henry VIII, I Am) 10/1/04
243. Let's Give Hell To W (If I Fell) 10/31/04
244. Sex On The Phone, O'Reilly (Won't You Come Home, Bill Bailey) 10/18/04
245. Shrub's Not A Sheriff (I Shot The Sheriff) 10/31/04
246. We Can't Get Flu Vaccinations (I Can't Get No Satisfaction) 10/22/04
247. Wired (Fire) 10/31/04
248. Bush sings Work Is Hard (Hard, Ain't It Hard) 10/11/04



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249. Are You Mad Enough (Are You Man Enough) 9/4/04
250. Bush sings Can't The Right Wing Prevent This (Night Train To Memphis) 9/13/04
251. Don't Give This Bum More Years (The Hungry Years) 9/25/04
252. Faked Guard Duty (Shake Your Booty) 9/17/04
253. Hell No, W (Hello, Mary Lou) 9/10/04
254. Psycho Miller (Psycho Killer) 9/5/04
255. Read My Pet Goat (A White Sport Coat) 9/25/04
256. Republican Convention (Revolution) 9/4/04, co-written with Alvin Dover
257. Stop Bush Baby (Rock Your Baby) 9/4/04
258. Cheney sings Vote For Our Guy Or You'll Die (Eye In The Sky) 9/18/04
259. Why Does Zell Love W? (If I Fell) 9/4/04



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260. All The Bush Crimes Are Vast And Long (All The Good Times Are Past And Gone) 8/4/04
261. Big Lies - Swift Boat Vets 'Disinformation (A White Sport Coat {And A Pink Carnation}) 8/26/04
262. Michelle (Michelle) 8/25/04, dedicated to right wing columnist Michelle Malkin
263. Return, Pretender (Return To Sender) 8/4/04
264. Right Wing Banana (Chiquita Banana Jingle) 8/25/04
265. Shrub's Unsound Delusion (The Sound Of Music) 8/25/04
266. Suffered This World (Colour My World) 8/4/04
267. Times Of Trouble (Tiny Bubbles) 8/16/04
268. To Hell With Shrub's Regime (Yellow Submarine) 8/16/04



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269. All F**ked Up (All Shook Up) 7/28/04
270. Baby Bush Has Polarized (Baby, What A Big Surprise) 7/29/04
271. It's Not A Movie Kind To Shrub (Groovy Kind Of Love) 7/7/04
272. Last We'll See of Shrub (Sea Of Love) 7/12/04
273. Moore Burns Pretender (Return To Sender) 7/28/04
274. Our Vote, Shrub's Trying Now To Cancel (Crying In The Chapel) 7/27/04
275. Shrub's Failed Today (Come Sail Away) 7/13/04
276. The Veep And The Shrub (How Deep Is Your Love) 7/12/04



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277. Bush Got Yanked By A. Chalabi (Yankee Doodle Dandy) 6/21/04
278. Bush Tries To Be Raygun (We've Only Just Begun) 6/9/04
279. Divine Right Of Kings (My Favorite Things) 6/30/04
280. Rumsfeld sings Get Off My Back (My Boyfriend's Back) 6/2/04
281. Gitmo Pit (Cisco Kid) 6/12/04
282. Got Caught At Torture (They All Spun) {I Fought The Law}6/21/04
283. He Was No Saint (When The Saints Go Marching In) 6/16/04
284. Dubya sings I'll Deny Torture (How Can I Be Sure) 6/24/04
285. Press Shills Now Fawn (Delta Dawn) 6/13/04
286. Right Wing Cult Wants The End Of The World (The End Of The World) 6/16/04
287. Rome's In A Rage (Home On The Range) 6/8/04
288. Rummy, Please (Summer Breeze) 6/1/04
289. Saddam's Gun (Seventh Son) 6/1/04
290. Shrub's Still Walking Down His Failed Road (I've Been Working On The Railroad) 6/17/04
291. Torture (Pressure) 6/12/04
292. Torturing One (Fortunate Son) 6/24/04
293. We're Mourning, Czar Whines (Good Morning, Starshine) 6/9/04
294. While Rolling On His Bike One Day (While Strolling Through The Park One Day) 6/2/04
295. Why Can't I Be Fuhrer (How Can I Be Sure) 6/29/04



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296. Abu Ghraib (Abacab) 5/31/04
297. Ahmad Chalabi (Eleanor Rigby) 5/26/04
298. Blackwater (Black Water) 5/17/04
299. Bush Just Happens To Be War-Crazy (You Don't Have To Be A Star) 5/7/04
300. Bush Knew Hubris Before He Was A Stupid Czar (I Knew Jesus Before He Was A Superstar) 5/23/04
301. Iraq Prison Blues (Folsom Prison Blues) 5/5/04
302. Knowing He's W. (Knowing Me, Knowing You) 5/6/04
303. Leash Girl (Rich Girl) 5/20/04
304. Lynndie (Windy) 5/19/04
305. Meet Lynndie England (Weekend In New England) 5/13/04
306. Neo-Cons (On And On) 5/7/04
307. Polls Drop, Keep Filling Bush With Dread (Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head) 5/18/04
308. Precarious (Aquarius) 5/17/04
309. Prison Bullies (Wooly Bully) 5/9/04
310. Rum's On The Rocks (Love On The Rocks) 5/13/04
311. Rumsfeld (Young Girl) 5/9/04
312. Shouldn't It Be Rice (Wouldn't It Be Nice) 5/4/04
313. We Must Fight This Clown (Lights) 5/5/04
314. Whole Wide World Says He's Wrong (Camptown Races) 5/23/04



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315. Song for Ann Coulter: All She Wants To Do Is Rant (All She Wants To Do Is Dance) 4/11/04
316. Bleeding Of Iraq (Leader Of The Pack) 4/27/04
317. Dumb, Not Smart (Young At Heart) 4/16/04
318. Gory Story In Fallujah (Battle Hymn Of The Republic) 4/12/04
319. Jokes About His Lies (Smoke Gets In Your Eyes) 4/14/04
320. Lied, Lied, Shrub (Bye, Bye, Love) 4/27/04
321. Put Shrub In The Pokey (On Top Of Old Smoky) 4/27/04
322. Rambling Rice (Rambling Rose) 4/12/04



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323. Dubya sings Richard Clarke, Shut Up (Start Me Up) 3/31/04
324. Stonewalling about 9/11 for Bush is Condi (Windy) 3/29/04
325. Condi sings Nothing More That I Can Say (More Than I Can Say) 3/29/04
326. Bush sings Go Away, Richard Clarke (Saturday In The Park) 3/25/04
327. Throw Bush Out (Twist And Shout) 3/24/04
328. Oust W. (How Do You Do) 3/24/04
329. The Dummy Flopped (The Bunny Hop) 3/22/04
330. Aznar's party loses due to Spanish Mayhem (Spanish Harlem) 3/17/04
331. His Reign In Spain (The Rain In Spain) 3/12/04
332. B.S. Duh-Buh-You (P.S. I Love You) 3/12/04
333. End The Shrub's Big Show (And I Love You So) 3/10/04
334. Throne Was Arranged (Home On The Range) 3/10/04
335. He's Got A War On (You Are The Woman) 3/10/04
336. You Missed Us, So Don't Inspect Us (We Wish You A Merry Christmas) 3/5/04
337. Poppy Served In the Navy, While Dubya Played Fly Boy (Mama, Don't Let You Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys) 3/5/04



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338. Bush Cabal's World Has To Fall (It's A Small World) 2/04/04
339. Bush Missed More Than Two Years (The Hungry Years) 2/15/04
340. The Bush Regime Must Fall (The Wabash Cannonball) 2/29/04
341. Bush's Folly We Will Boot Election Day (Polly Wolly Doodle) 2/16/04
342. Deserter (The Letter) 2/15/04
343. Halliburton Gold Mine (Working In A Coal Mine) 2/08/04
344. Hey, Rush Is A Junkie (Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees) 2/08/04
345. His Mad Crusade (This Masquerade) 2/12/04
346. In Iraq, After Hussein (Laughter In The Rain) 2/15/04
347. Limbaugh's Pill Tower (Lady Will Power) 2/08/04
348. No Gay Marriage (Love And Marriage) 2/25/04
349. Power To All My Friends (Power To All Our Friends) 2/25/04
350. Rich Kid Who Went AWOL (Another Brick In The Wall) 2/12/04
351. Shrub's Disparaged (Love And Marriage) 2/29/04
352. Slam His Crusade (Amber Cascades) 2/3/04
353. Their Damned Plan (Sandman) 2/3/04



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354. 500 Lives (500 Miles) 1/20/04
355. At Night, I Scream (Good Night, Irene) 1/30/04
356. Bush Is Spinning Lies (Judy In Disguise {With Glasses}) 1/2/04
357. Bush's State of the Union (Mother And Child Reunion) 1/30/04
358. Dave Kay Found None (Our Day Will Come) 1/30/04
359. Fly Boy, The Buffoon (Fly Me To The Moon) 1/30/04
360. Herr Dunce Can't Reign Again (Here Comes The Rain Again) 1/28/04
361. Hey, Bush Is Their Monkey (Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees) 1/30/04
362. Mister Stolen Chair (Sister Golden Hair) 1/4/04
363. We'll Do Things My Way (My Way) 1/18/04, co-written with Alvin Dover
364. Why He's Ripped So (Calypso) 1/2/04



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2003 Song Parodies:
365. Bush Baby, Your Slayin' Is Wrong (Hey Baby, They're Playin' Our Song) 12/31/03
366. Bush Is Unreal - An Unnatural Moron ({You Make Me Feel Like} A Natural Woman) 12/09/03
367. Bush Lives In A Bubble (Message In A Bottle) 12/09/03
368. Bush Turkey (Beach Baby) 12/07/03
369. Egregious (Venus) 12/18/03
370. He's Killer Dubya (Hava Nagila) 12/31/03
371. He's No Top Gun (Shotgun) 12/31/03
372. Loves War Madly (Love Her Madly) 12/31/03
373. Military Man (Solitary Man) 12/31/03
374. Mr. War Machine Man (Mr. Tambourine Man) 12/31/03
375. On War Footin' (Barefootin') 12/16/03
376. Posed Hussein (You're So Vain) 12/26/03
377. Turkey Went Down To Baghdad (Devil Went Down To Georgia) 12/07/03
378. War Contract Dealing (More Than A Feeling) 12/26/03
379. War-Drunken W. (I Think I Love You) 12/30/03
380. War Love (More Love) 12/16/03
381. War Monger Moron (More Than A Woman) 12/26/03
382. World's Laws, He's Breaking Down (Santa Claus Is Back In Town) 12/26/03



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383. Airhead's In London (Werewolves Of London) 11/21/03
384. Booed In Streets Of London (Streets of London) 11/23/03
385. Crackpot Insane Gang (Back On The Chain Gang) 11/13/03
386. Iraqization (Anticipation) 11/18/03
387. Just More Intimidation (Just My Imagination) 11/3/03
388. No More Moore (More, More, More) 11/18/03
389. Polluted Rivers And Clear-Cut Woods (Over The River and Through the Woods) 11/24/03
390. Power's What Bush Has Planned To Hold On To (Every One Needs A Hand To Hold On To) 11/3/03
391. Pulled The Man Down (Blow The Man Down) 11/24/03
392. Right Wing Vicious Minds (Suspicious Minds) 11/12/03
393. Shady Rove (Shady Grove) 11/9/03
394. Troubled Vision (Double Vision) 11/3/03
395. War To Wage, More Mess To Make (More Today Than Yesterday) 11/21/03
396. Weakened, Gone To England (Weekend In New England) 11/21/03
397. What's Shrub Gonna Do With It (What's Love Got To Do With It) 11/13/03
398. What's War All About, Wolfie (What's It All About, Alfie) 11/7/03



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399. A Little More War (A Little More Love) 10/29/03
400. All He Needs Is Drugs (All You Need Is Love) 10/28/03
401. The Bushie Way Wants War (Yesterday Once More) 10/4/03
402. Drug Addicted Is Rush (Addicted To Love) 10/19/03
403. Bush Buddies Are So Bitter (Nobody Does It Better) 10/7/03
404. Rush Limbaugh got his Drugs From No Store (Love In Store) 10/26/03
405. Rush Limbaugh is the Fool Poppin' Pills (Fool On The Hill) 10/22/03
406. The Hype Rush Limbaugh Can't Live Down (The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down) 10/28/03
407. Rush Limbaugh whines "I Don't Abuse Drugs" (I Want A New Drug) 10/14/03
408. Mockin' Shrub's Oil Oil (Knockin' On Heaven's Door) 10/4/03
409. Rush Limbaugh sings More, More Pills For Me (Poor Poor Pitiful Me) 10/28/03
410. Rush Limbaugh sings about My Pills (My Girl) 10/22/03
411. Rush Limbaugh does the OxyContin (The Locomotion) 10/14/03
412. Rove Should Be Demoted, And Soon (Hopelessly Devoted To You) 10/4/03
413. Rush Is Low Brow (Buffalo Gals) 10/28/03
414. Rush Limbaugh sings You Gotta Sell Me Pills (I Put A Spell On You) 10/19/03



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415. Arthur Andersen (On The Road Again) 9/29/03
416. Ahnuld sings "Baby, I'm Back"(Baby, Come Back) 9/16/03
417. B-U-S-H (L-O-V-E) 9/22/03
418. R.I.A.A. says Don't Download Again (On The Road Again) 9/13/03
419. Dupes In California Wishing To Recall Gray Davis (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious) 9/16/03
420. Gain It Back (Paint It Black) 9/29/03
421. How Come There's A Recall, California (Hotel California) 9/23/03
422. In A Fascist Nation (Fascination) 9/22/03
423. R.I.A.A. (YMCA) 9/13/03
424. Recalling (Free Falling) 9/30/03
425. Shrub Is Sore (Love In Store) 9/8/03
426. RIAA whines "They Swiped Our Songs" (I Write The Songs) 9/13/03
427. Things Are Screwed For Shrub (The Things We Do For Love) 9/29/03
428. Time To Face The Music (Play The Funky Music) 9/29/03, co-written with Alvin Dover
429. Underground Sued (Runaround Sue) 9/13/03
430. War (More) 9/8/03
431. You Can't Get No Tax Reduction ({I Can't Get No} Satisfaction) 9/2903
432. You Can't Hear Music (I Can Hear Music) 9/20/03
433. War To Help Him Stay (More Than I Can Say) 9/30/03



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434. Brother John's PATRIOT Salvation Show (Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show) 8/22/03
435. Bush Lies 'Bout Yellow Cake Sold (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road) 8/10/03
436. Don't Let Dim Son Practice Lying (Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying) 8/10/03
437. Exodus Of Roy Moore (Exodus) 8/29/03
438. Far Right, She's Mean (Goodnight, Irene) 8/10/03
439. Find Blame (Mind Games) 8/22/03
440. Groper (The Joker) 8/14/03
441. Headed For A Fight (Couldn't Get It Right) 8/29/03
442. I'll Be Gov, Bush Wishes (I'll Be Home For Christmas) 8/14/03
443. Far Right, She's Mean (Goodnight, Irene) 8/10/03
444. Lied 'Bout Yellow Cake And Got A War For Me (Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Oak Tree) 8/10/03
445. Moore's Slabs Of Rock (I Am A Rock) 8/29/03
446. Oh, Arnold (Oh, Carol) 8/14/03
447. Puppet Who Is King (Puppet On A String) 8/17/03
448. Quagmire (Rag Doll) 8/17/03
449. Right Wing Wants To Reign In All of California (It Never Rains In Southern California) 8/10/03
450. Schwarzenegger (Operator) 8/14/03
451. Shrub Caused Sickening Slaughter ({Love Is} Thicker Than Water) 8/24/03
452. The Stupid One (The Seventh Son) 8/22/03
453. The Terminator (My Generation) 8/17/03
454. We Loathe War Bluster From This Czar (Just The Way You Are) 8/22/03
455. Won't Stop Aggrieving (Don't Stop Believing) 8/24/03
456. Won't Stop Deceiving (Don't Stop Believing) 8/24/03



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457. Bogus Words (Words) 7/16/03
458. Bomb Saddam's Sons (Here Comes The Sun) 7/27/03
459. Bring 'Em On (Let 'Em In) 7/08/03
460. Condoleeza (Mona Lisa) 7/16/03
461. Don't Care 'Bout Blair (Somewhere Out There) 7/9/03
462. Dumb Bush Baby Should Get Fired (Light My Fire) 7/18/03
463. Gung Ho Moron (Long Cool Woman) 7/10/03
464. Johnny's No Good (Johnny B. Goode) 7/25/03
465. Lying (Crying) 7/27/03
466. Liar (Fire) 7/27/03
467. Nazis, Con Men, Thieves (Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves) 7/08/03, co-written with Larry Solomon
468. No Threat Was There (Teddy Bear) 7/20/03
469. Not Sorry I Lied (I'm Sorry) 7/27/03, co-written with Darrell Decker
470. Republicans Lie (American Pie) 7/08/03
471. Scary Ann (Carrie Anne) 7/11/03
472. Shrub's In A Box (Love On The Rocks7/10/03
473. Sixteen Words (Sixteen Tons) 7/25/03
474. We've Seen Scandals (Sixteen Candles) 7/18/03



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475. A Dunce Now Rules America (America) 6/9/03
476. Bomb Iran (Barbara Ann) 6/25/03
477. Burn! Burn! Burn! (Turn! Turn! Turn!) 6/9/03
478. Bush Lied, Many Thousands Died (The Night Has A Thousand Eyes) 6/25/03
479. Doomsday Cowboy (Rhinestone Cowboy) 6/23/03
480. Dunce Who's Abusive (Dance To The Music) 6/9/03
481. Faked His Job And Flubbed It (Take This Job And Shove It) 6/23/03
482. Far Right Radio (Late Night Radio) 6/23/03
483. Lie For Bush Baby (Cry Like A Baby) 6/23/03
484. No WMD's (W-O-L-D) 6/23/03
485. Rove, You've Got To Hide Your Shrub Away (You've Got To Hide Your Love Away) 6/1/03
486. Scorned Me (Born Free) 6/23/03
487. Stand By, Iran (Stand By Your Man) 6/23/03
488. Won't You Shut Up, O'Reilly (Won't You Come Home, Bill Bailey) 6/23/03
489. The World's In Trouble (The Curly Shuffle) 6/9/03



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490. Bush Had To Stop Saddam (Shop Around) 5/8/03
491. Bush's Big Hypocrisy (You're The Biggest Part of Me) 5/4/03
492. Don't Believe Bush's Lie (I Believe I Can Fly) 5/8/03
493. Faker Jet Fighter (Paper Back Writer) 5/31/03
494. Fear And The Shrub Together (We're In This Love Together) 5/4/03
495. Gamblin' Man (Ramblin' Man) 5/15/03
496. If You Ask Why Or Defy (Eye In The Sky) 5/8/03
497. Law Of The Jungle (Run Through The Jungle) 5/31/03
498. The Most Hated Man Now In The World (The Most Beautiful Girl) 5/31/03
499. Really, Bush Ain't A Hero (Billy, Don't Be A Hero) 5/15/03
500. Shrub Ain't The Answer (Love Is The Answer) 5/4/03
501. Shrub's Story (Love Story) 5/4/03
502. Stopped The Boat (Rock The Boat) 5/15/03



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503. Big War Man (Guitar Man) 4/27/03
504. Bungled The Cakewalk (Under The Boardwalk) 4/9/03
505. Hegemon (Theme from "Pokemon") 4/13/03
506. I'll Go It Alone Now (I Think We're Alone Now) 4/13/03
507. Iraq Is Mine (The Girl Is Mine) 4/13/03, co-written with Alvin Dover
508. Iraqis Chose To Fight (The Lion Sleeps Tonight) 4/9/03
509. King Of Iraq(King Of The Road) 4/13/03
510. Let 'Em Bleed (Let It Be) 4/26/03
511. Neo-Con Dance (Neutron Dance) 4/26/03
512. No Matter What, Wants War (No Matter What) 4/26/03
513. Plans That End In War (That's What Friends Are For) 4/26/03
514. Roasting You (Close To You) 4/9/03
515. Torn My Battle Plan (Ramblin' Man) 4/9/03
516. War Feels Good (I Feel Good {I Got You}) 4/9/03
517. War Machine (Billie Jean) 4/3/03
518. War Plan's Been Bungled (Run Through The Jungle) 4/3/03



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519. Attacking And Fighting Again (Back In The High Life Again) 3/6/03
520. Bush The Ass, War-Crazed, Is Blind (And The Grass Won't Pay No Mind) 3/23/03
521. Duct Tape Your House (Unchain My Heart) 3/9/03, co-written with Alvin Dover
522. Endless War (Endless Love) 3/23/03
523. George Bush Wants Body Bags (John Brown's Body) 3/23/03, co-written with C. Fiedler
524. God Told Him So (God Only Knows) 3/23/03
525. He's All Alone(We're All Alone) 3/6/03
526. Hellacious Great Balls Of Fire (Great Balls Of Fire) 3/30/03
527. Hussein's Destruction (Eve Of Destruction) 3/23/03
528. Jester(Pressure) 3/2/03
529. Keep On Talking Of War (We Don't Talk Anymore) 3/23/03
530. Rocket Plan (Rocket Man) 3/23/03, co-written with Darrell Decker
531. They Call This King Pariah (They Call The Wind Mariah) 3/30/03
532. This Is It, World(You're A Rich Girl) 3/2/03
533. Veto Scuffle (Lido Shuffle) 3/23/03
534. War On Hussein(Morning Train {Nine to Five}) 3/9/03
535. Wrong And Blinding Road (Long And Winding Road) 3/23/03



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536. The Bush Crime Family (The Addams Family) 2/2/03, co-written with Alvin Dover
537. Bush Wants The Whole World (He's Got The Whole World In His Hand) 2/25/03
538. Bush's Poodle, Tony (Yankee Doodle) 2/15/03
539. Can We Steal Their Oil? Damned Right (Can You Feel The Love Tonight) 2/2/03
540. Gonna Shock Ya (Bodhisattva) 2/16/03, co-written with Alvin Dover
541. Shrub Bombs Iraq (Love On The Rocks) 2/15/03
542. World Thinks Bush Is A Dunce (Girls Just Wanna Have Fun) 2/15/03
543. Get Hussein (Let It Rain) 2/15/03
544. He's Been Abandoned By Friends (We Are The Champions) 2/25/03
545. My Missles Go 500 Miles (500 Miles) 2/11/03
546. We're Bound To Fight (Get Down Tonight) 2/11/03
547. Smirking Son (Smoking Gun) 2/11/03
548. Bush Hasn't Got Time To Explain (Haven't Got Time For The Pain) 2/11/03
549. Hate That Scott Ritter (Paperback Writer) 2/11/03
550. I'm Right - We'll Fight (Moonlight Feels Right) 2/11/03
551. Fished For Clinton's Zipper (Oh, Them Golden Slippers) 2/11/03
552. Iraq Armageddon (Rock Me, Amadeus) 2/2/03
553. Oil Fueled His Frenzy (You Send Me) 2/18/03
554. We Will Mock You (We Will Rock You) 2/20/03
555. What His War's About Is Oil (What The World Needs Now Is Love) 2/15/03



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556. All I Wanna Do Is Get Saddam (All I Wanna Do) 1/26/03
557. Ann Coulter's Nation (Anticipation) 1/12/03
558. Believe Me Or Not (Theme from "The Greatest American Hero") 1/20/03, co-written with Alvin Dover
559. Blue Skies Dying, Acid Rain (Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain) 1/11/03
560. Crooked and Incompetent G.W.B. (Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy) 1/20/03
561. Forgot Afghanistan (Ramblin' Man) 1/20/03
562. Go All The Way (Show Me The Way) 1/26/03
563. Have A Tequila (Hava Nagila) 1/26/03
564. He Won't Hear It - He's Despised In The World (Spirits In The Material World) 1/24/03
565. House of the Lying Dunce (House of the Rising Sun) 1/12/03
566. Iran-Contra Men (Stout Hearted Men) 1/11/03
567. Nifty Ways To Kill An Evil(Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover) 1/11/03, co-written with Alvin Dover
568. Not W. (If Not For You) 1/11/03
569. One-Trick Phony(One Trick Pony) 1/11/03
570. That's Shrub (That's Love) 1/31/03
571. Wicked To Hide (Ticket To Ride) 1/20/03



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2002 Song Parodies:
572. All I Want For Christmas Is Saddam's Defeat(All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth) 12/25/02
573. Ashcroft Is A Nervous Guy (Angels We Have Heard On High) 12/20/02
574. Booze With Us (Blue Christmas) 12/25/02
575. Bush Team Deceivers (Daydream Believer) 12/20/02
576. Don't Tell Any Accountants(Go Tell It On The Mountain) 12/20/02
577. Faker And Liar (Paper In Fire) 12/19/02
578. Followers Will Stick To Us(Jolly Old St. Nicholas) 12/19/02
579. Frist On My List(Kiss On My List) 12/31/02
580. I'm Henry The Ace, I Am(I'm Henry VIII, I Am) i>12/5/02
581. It's the Most Wonderful Kind of a Beer(It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year) 12/27/02
582. Look At Me, I'm Dubya B.(Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee) 12/5/02, co-written with Phil Alexander
583. Lott Hangs On(Let's Hang On) 12/19/02
584. Mrs. Bush, You've Got Two Drunken Daughters(Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter) 12/12/02
585. My Reward(My Sweet Lord) 12/11/02
586. Oh, Please Bomb Iraq(Feliz Navidad) 12/12/02
587. Oil Czar(All Star) 12/11/02
588. Ol' Mr. Iran-Contra(Una Paloma Blanca) 12/12/02
589. Oust Mr. Trent Lott(Up On The Housetop) 12/20/02
590. Police State Is Bad(Feliz Navidad) 12/12/02
591. The Racist Song(The Christmas Song) 12/25/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
592. Silly Man's Spiral(Ballad of Gilligan's Isle) 12/5/02, co-written with Michael Pacholek
593. Stepped Down(Get Down) 12/19/02
594. Still To Blame(Still The Same) 12/19/02
595. Things Are Swell(Jingle Bells) 12/27/02
596. Trent Lott's A** Is Blowin' Lots of Wind(Blowin' In The Wind) 12/27/02, co-written with Sassy
597. Up At The White House (Up On The Housetop) 12/27/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
598. Whitewash The Investigation(My Generation) 12/5/02



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599. Don't Be In A Trance (While You See A Chance) 11/18/02
600. Don't You Know It's A Right Wing Coup (Don't You Know What The Night Can Do) 11/12/02
601. Dubya's Spite Is Why We're Fighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting) 11/1/02
602. Faking By The Dimwit (Take It To The Limit) 11/26/02
603. Freedom Now To Kill (Freedom Overspill) 11/18/02
604. Fire Shrub (Higher Love) 11/12/02
605. He Spies (These Eyes) 11/21/02
606. I Have A Scheme (I Have A Dream) 11/9/02
607. Lunacy (Valerie) 11/18/02
608. My Little Clown (My Little Town) 11/3/02
609. Oil Keeps Us Running (It Keeps You Running) <11/9/02
610. Pact Breaker (Heartbreaker) 11/4/02
611. The Power of Shrub (The Power of Love) 11/21/02
612. The Right Tells A Thousand Lies (The Night Has A Thousand Eyes) 11/21/02
613. The Snoop Snoop Song {You're On His List}(The Shoop Shoop Song {It's In His Kiss}) 11/26/02



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614. After This Fight (After Modnight) 10/15/02
615. Ann Is Crazed (Maggie May) 10/3/02,dedicated to Ann Coulter
616. Bedside Vow (Both Sides Now) 10/3/02,co-written with Alvin Dover
617. Bush Baby Really Scares The WholeWorld (Wild World) 10/3/02
618. Bush The Bully (Wooly Bully) 10/7/02
619. Bush Wants A War And The Hawks Won (IFought The Law And The Law Won) 10/7/02
620. Crawford Bound (Homeward Bound) 10/7/02
621. First Iraq, Then The World (TopOf The World) 10/14/02
622. Fling Those Bombs (Sing) 10/18/02
623. Folly of the Fools (Valley of the Dolls) 10/3/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
624. For Father (The Letter) 10/18/02,co-written with Alvin Dover
625. He Hates Hussein(Daisy Jane) 10/18/02
626. I Demand It (I Can't Stand It) 10/14/02
627. I Will Control Your Land (I WantTo Hold Your Hand) 10/23/02
628. I'll Get Iraq Torn Apart (I've Got ARock & Roll Heart) 10/3/02
629. I'll Slam Iraq (I Am A Rock) 10/8/02
630. I'm Dubya The Ape, I Am (I'm Henry VIII, I Am) 10/27/02
631. I'm So Hot For War (She's So Cold) 10/23/02
632. Junta, Begone (Delta Dawn) 10/14/02
633. Little Corporal Targets Saddam (SantaClaus Is Coming to Town) 10/14/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
634. Mayday, Mayday (Monday, Monday) 10/3/02,co-written with Alvin Dover
635. Not Afghanistan (Handy Man) 10/3/02
636. Nuke For Oil (Duke Of Earl) 10/27/02
637. Regime Change Starts At Home (Home SweetHome) 10/23/02
638. Rummy (Sunny) 10/3/02,co-written with Alvin Dover
639. Shrub Will Bomb Iraq (Loves Me LikeA Rock) 10/8/02
640. War Now, Forever (It's Now Or Never) 10/27/02
641. Wouldn't War Be Lovely (Wouldn'tIt Be Loverly) 10/15/02
642. You'd Strip Me Of Powers (YouDon't Bring Me Flowers) 10/7/02



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643. Attack (Get Back) 9/12/02
644. Bimbo Lizard (Pinball Wizard) 9/5/02, co-written with Alvin Dover, dedicated to Ann Coulter
645. Blair (Clair) 9/9/02, dedicated to U.K. Prime Minister Tony Blair
646. Bush Baby Is Now Despised (Baby, What A Big Surprise) 9/5/02
647. Bush Cabal (Hushabye) 9/18/02
648. Dick & G.W.B. (Me & Bobbi McGee) 9/8/02
649. Grandmas Got Run Over By The Fascists (Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer) 9/5/02
650. Has Been Ruined (Harry Truman) 9/7/02
651. I Saw Suspicious Men (I Saw Three Ships) 9/25/02
652. Indeed, You (I Need You) 9/25/02
653. Inquiry (Diary) 9/14/02
654. Just Do As You're Told (Country Road) 9/7/02
655. My War (My Guy) 9/25/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
656. Please Believe Me Now (If You Leave Me Now) 9/8/02
657. Saddam Hussein (People Are Strange) 9/18/02
658. Shrub Wants A Battlefield (Love Is A Battlefield) 9/25/02
659. Shrub's Out Of Control (I Love Rock & Roll) 9/26/02
660. Stop Those Bombs Aimed By Shrub (Stop In The Name Of Love) 9/12/02
661. That Damned U.N.'s In My Way (Alone Again, Naturally) 9/25/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
662. War, War, War (More, More, More) 9/25/02
663. War Monger (Night Fever) 9/14/02, co-written with Alvin Dover 

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664. Ballad Of G. Dubya's Style (Ballad Of Gilligan's Isle) 8/9/02, co-written with Randy Winn
665. Big Corporate Czar Crime (Good Morning Starshine) 8/11/02
666. The Blue-Nosed Spy (The Bluetail Fly) 8/21/02
667. Boy W. (A Boy Named Sue) 8/3/02
668. CEO Corporate Stings (My Favorite Thing) 8/11/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
669. Crime After Crime (Time After Time) 8/26/02
670. Dim Man (Tin Man) 8/9/02
671. Dubya's Dayly Diary (Diary) 8/23/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
672. Georgia Voters Drove Out Barr (Drive My Car) 8/23/02
673. Give Ann a Raspberry and Say (Raspberry Beret) 8/25/02
674. Good Morning, Dubya (Good Morning Starshine) 8/11/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
675. The Greedy Bunch (The Brady Bunch) 8/21/02
676. It's A Scandal Bush Is In (Candle In The Wind) 8/9/02
677. It's Time For My Nap (A Day In The Life) 8/14/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
678. Jackboot Snitching Morons (Witchy Woman) 8/3/02
679. John, The Son Of A Preacher Man (Son Of A Preacher Man) 8/9/02
680. Lie, And You'll Pay (YMCA) 8/9/02
681. Poll Man (Soul Man) 8/9/02
682. Scandals Rising (Bad Moon Rising) 8/14/02
683. Shrub Is A Dumb Pretender King (Love Is A Many Splendored Thing) 8/23/02
684. Strike Iraq (Like A Rock) 8/14/02
685. Sworn To Denial (Born To Be Wild) 8/4/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
686. Tell Me What To Say (What'd I Say) 8/21/02
687. They're Crappy Together (Happy Together) 8/9/02
688. This King's A Liar (Ring Of Fire) 8/21/02
689. Watching His Bulls (Watching The Wheels) 8/3/02
690. We Can't Stand His Command (Put Your Hand In The Hand) 8/23/02
691. We Don't Want Bush Baby (Don't You Want Me) 8/14/02
692. We Loathe Bush More Today Than Yesterday (More Today Than Yesterday) 8/14/02
693. Your 401K's In Danger From Shrub (Teenager In Love) 8/3/02 

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694. 9/11 Came In Handy (Yankee Doodle Dandy) 7/8/02
695. Big Corporate Mistakes (My Favorite Mistake) 7/28/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
696. Bush Says Bomb Iraq (Barbara Ann) 7/19/02
697. Cheney, They All Want You (Baby, I'm-A Want You) 7/23/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
698. Crime By Accountants (Climb Every Mountain) 7/19/02
699. Criminality (Personality) 7/13/02
700. Crooks With Money (Cook With Honey) 7/13/02
701. Harken Oil Scandal Stings (Hark! The Herald Angels Sing) 7/17/02
702. Harvey Is The Pits (Bennie & The Jets) 7/17/02
703. He Will Pay Dearly Now (I Can See Clearly Now) 7/26/02
704. Hot Headed (Hot Blooded) 7/28/02
705. It's Dubya's Birthday (Birthday) 7/8/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
706. Let's Take Back America (Pink Houses) 7/13/02
707. Loose Lips Are Sealed (Our Lips Are Sealed) 7/28/02
708. Prison Time (Clementine) 7/4/02
709. Prying Eyes (Private Eyes) 7/26/02
710. Ridge Won't Say - We're In The Dark (Saturday In The Park) 7/4/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
711. The Sleaze In Biz Is From W. (How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You) 7/23/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
712. Small Brain (Small Town) 7/4/02
713. Snooping Behind Closed Doors (Behind Closed Doors) 7/22/02
714. Unwanted New Thugs (I Want A New Drug) 7/22/02
715. War Time Power (In The Midnight Hour) 7/8/02
716. You Can't Hide From Pryin' Eyes (Lyin' Eyes) 7/28/02
717. You Will Be Watched Covertly (Someone To Watch Over Me) 7/25/02
718. Yucca Mountain Blues (Folsom Prison Blues) 7/13/02 

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719. The Bomber (La Bamba) 6/20/02
720. Bush Wages War (The Way We Were) 6/27/02
721. Dirty Bomb (Cherry Bomb) 6/20/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
722. Fool Who Was Blind (Cruel To Be Kind) 6/3/02
723. Have This Fool Relieved (What A Fool Believes) 6/27/02
724. He'll Lose His Throne (We're All Alone) 6/18/02
725. I Can't Stand Her (I'm Still Standing) 6/30/02, dedicated to Ann Coulter
726. If You Bicker At All (Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2) 6/27/02
727. Mr. Smirk's Unwanted (Dirty Laundry) 6/30/02
728. Never Seen (Evergreen) 6/27/02
729. Pooty Poot Poot (Rooty Toot Toot) 6/18/02
730. Smoke From Ms. Coulter (Smoke On The Water) 6/30/02
731. Spinning (Winning) 6/3/02
732. We're Mocking That Bush Baby's Name (Sweet Baby James) 6/18/02 

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733. 9/11 Investigations (Good Vibrations) 5/20/02
734. Bush Daddy To The Rescue (Jim Dandy) 5/10/02
735. Bush, Your Wheels Are Spinning (Beginnings) 5/31/02
736. Calico Cats (Alley Cat) 5/10/02
737. Corporate Bonanza (Copacabana) 5/26/02
738. Dancing In The Suite (Dancing In The Street) 5/4/02
739. Drunk: Bush's Daughters (Smoke On The Water) 5/4//02
740. Dumbbell Liar (Jambalaya) 5/20/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
741. Faker Shrub Has Got Nothing At All (Making Love Out Of Nothing At All) 5/26/02
742. He's Only Just Begun To Spin (We've Only Just Begun) 5/26/02
743. If You Call Me A Bonehead, I'll Fight (I Don't Want To Be Lonely Tonight) 5/26/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
744. Imaginary Budget (Imaginary Lover) 5/4//02
745. Kooky (Spooky) 5/10/02, dedicated to John Ashcroft
746. Lay's Blind Alley (Lay Down, Sally) 5/20/02
747. Stupid Bush (Cupid) 5/20/02
748. They'll Want To Call On Shrub Again (I'll Never Fall In Love Again) 5/28/02
749. W's Not Grinning (Beginnings) 5/31/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
750. Yucca Mountain Lie (Rocky Mountain High) 5/10/02
751. Yucca Mountain Way (Rocky Mountain Way) 5/10/02
752. Who'll Stop His Reign (Who'll Stop The Rain) 5/26/02 

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753. Bush Hangs On (Let's Hang On) 4/15/02
754. Bush Aide Hughes (Blue Suede Shoes) 4/28/02
755. The Bush Named Noelle (The First Noelle) 4/3/02
756. Can't Take More Lies, W. (Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You) 4/15/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
757. Dubya's A Rich Man (If I Were A Rich Man) 4/9/02
758. Dubya's Your Friend (You've Got A Friend) 4/3/02
759. He's Determined To Bring Pain To California (It Never Rains In Southern California) 4/9/02
760. It Ain't Funny, Their Crime Just Slips Away (Funny How Time Slips Away) 4/30/02
761. Let's Topple Old Smirky (On Top Of Old Smoky) 4/3/02
762. Lost Is Shrub (Lost In Love) 4/15/02
763. Poppy Bush's Boys (Theme from "The Dukes of Hazard") 4/30/02
764. She Fought Them Off And She Won (I Fought The Law And The Law Won) 4/25/02, dedicated to Julie Hiatt Steele
765. Shield Him From This (Sealed With A Kiss) 4/30/02
766. Time For Bush To Go Away (Every Time You Go Away) 4/15/02
767. Too Much Crime On His Hands (Too Much Time On My Hands) 4/25/02, co-written with Daedalus
768. The Unteachable Czar (The Impossible Dream) 4/25/02
769. What A Difference A Brain Makes (What A Difference A Day Makes) 4/25/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
770. Without Hughes (Without You) 4/30/02
771. Workin' Without Karen Hughes (Workin' At The Carwash Blues) 4/28/02
772. Yes, We Know That They're Mean (If You Know What I Mean) 4/3/02 

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773. Ari Told Us Lies (Holly Holy) 3/31/02
774. Bush Is Ludicrous (Just The Two Of Us) 3/24/02
775. Bush The Dummy Wears The Crown (See The Funny Little Clown) 3/28/02
776. Cheney (Amie) 3/3/02
777. Cheney Is Really Sore (My Cherie Amour) 3/8/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
778. Clinton, the Right's Obsession (Midnight Confession) 3/17/02
779. Colors (Colours) 3/17/02, Tom Ridge explains what "red alert" means
780. Dubya The Sheriff (I Shot The Sheriff) 3/3/02
781. Enron's Fall (Crumblin' Down) 3/14/02
782. First Time In My Life (For Once In My Life) 3/12/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
783. I Want Everything A Secret (Do You Want To Know A Secret?) 3/28/02
784. Impudence (Dear Prudence) 3/24/02
785. In '04, We Will Throw Bush Out (Shout) 3/17/02
786. It's Another Teapot Dome (I'm A Little Teapot) 3/14/02
787. Laissez Faire Is The Way (Today Is The Day) 3/14/02
788. Let His Ego Soar (Let The Eagle Soar) 3/17/02, parody of a song written and sung by Ashcroft
789. Nuclear Waste Is On The Way (Wasted On The Way) 3/19/02
790. Oil Man Dubya (Oye Como Va) 3/19/02
791. Oppressed America (God Bless America) 3/12/02, co-written with Dennis Baer
792. Reckless Attitude (Electric Avenue) 3/3/02
793. Ridge Goes Over The Rainbow (Somewhere Over The Rainbow) 3/24/02
794. Right Wing Bitch (Ballroom Blitz) 3/28/02
795. Right Winger (Goldfinger) 3/12/02, co-written with Dennis Baer
796. Secrets Aid This Man (Secret Agent Man) 3/28/02
797. The Shady Bunch (The Brady Bunch) 3/3/02
798. She's Rude (Hey Jude) 3/14/02, dedicated to Ann Coulter
799. Shocks The Whole World (Top of the World) 3/15/02
800. Sir Nuke (Sir Duke) 3/15/02
801. Stubborn Man (Southern Man) 3/3/02
802. Warnin' (Mornin') 3/3/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
803. What Does Bush Keep Secrets Of? (Secret Love) 3/28/02 

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804. Ain't No Moron Like The One We've Got (Ain't No Woman Like The One I've Got) 2/10/02
805. Andersen (Alison) 2/11/02
806. Ashcroft The New Darth Vader (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer) 2/10/02
807. Axis Of Evil (Evil Ways) 2/24/02
808. Ballad of Dubya Bush (Ballad of Jed Clampett - Beverly Hillbillies) 2/24/02, co-written with Dennis Baer
809. Bare Lady (Lady) 2/18/02
810. Battle Him For the Republic (Battle Hymn of the Republic) 2/24/02, co-written with Dennis Baer
811. Behind Blue Velvet (Blue Velvet) 2/21/02
812. Bush's New White House Home (When Johnny Comes Marching Home) 2/24/02, co-written with Dennis Baer
813. Crooks In White Collars (Nights In White Satin) 2/21/02
814. The Ditto Sheep Can't Fight (The Lion Sleeps Tonight) 2/21/02
815. Enron (Downtown) 2/11/02
816. Enron Down (Titanic {Husbands & Wives}) 2/28/02
817. The Enron Way (MTA) 2/14/02
818. Far Right Wing Banner (Star Spangled Banner) 2/24/02, co-written with Dennis Baer
819. The Fifth Amendment (The Twelfth of Never) 2/11/02
820. Fund, Fund, Fund (Fun, Fun, Fun) 2/26/02
821. Flay George W. and His Throng (I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song) 2/3/02
822. Fun Cuts Time Like A Knife (I'm Having The Time Of My Life) 2/14/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
823. In A Daze, We Lost Our Rights (Wasted Days and Wasted Nights) 2/21/02
824. Investor Cash (Monster Mash) 2/10/02
825. I Can't Dream About W. (I Can Dream About You) 2/3/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
826. John Fund's In The Twilight Zone (When Johnny Comes Marching Home) 2/26/02
827. King Is A Toad (King of the Road) 2/3/02
828. Lay's A Real "Don't Care" Man (Nowhere Man) 2/17/02
829. Lazy (Crazy) 2/24/02
830. Legal Motions (The Locomotion) 2/3/02, co-written with Skisics Surus
831. Nuclear Waste - Nevada's Blight (Wasted Days and Wasted Nights) 2/21/02
832. The Shrub's A Fraud (The Look of Love) 2/3/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
833. Skilling Proved Costly To Enron (Killing Me Softly With His Song) 2/14/02
834. They Bitch and They Whine (Hitching A Ride) 2/21/02
835. Wants War On Terra (Guantanamera) 2/3/02
836. Went Down (Get Down) 2/14/02
837. The World Is Taunting John Fund (Girls Just Wanna Have Fun) 2/26/02
838. You Must Be Nice To W. (Nice To Be With You) 2/18/02
839. You'll Hear Bush Lie (As Tears Go By) 2/24/02
840. Yucca Mountain (Sugar Mountain) 2/21/02 

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841. Ashcroft's Working Hard To Railroad (I've Been Working On The Railroad) 1/25/02
842. A Crime To Have Bush At The Throttle (Time In A Bottle) 1/9/02
843. Crooks Who Were Stealing (Hooked On A Feeling) 1/19/02
844. Don't Tattle, Kenneth Lay (That'll Be The Day) 1/20/02
845. He Screwed Enron (Da Doo Ron Ron) 1/18/02
846. Hilarious/Let The Shrub Whine (Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In) 1/25/02
847. Ken Lay (Today) 1/7/02
848. Kenny Boy (Danny Boy) 1/15/02
849. Laura, Don't Let Bush Baby Eat Any More Pretzels (Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys) 1/18/02
850. Lay Broke The Law - He Fleeced Enron (I Fought The Law And The Law Won) 1/20/02
851. Lay Is Crooked (Hey, Good Lookin') 1/20/02
852. Lay, Kenny Lay (Lay Lady Lay) 1/15/02
853. Lay's Fault (Layla) 1/19/02
854. Lived Off His Name (I Got A Name) 1/9/02
855. Make This Scandal Go Away (Make The World Go Away) 1/18/02
856. Nefarious/Thieves At Enron (Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In) 1/25/02
857. Not Over My Dead Body, Said Shrub (Somebody To Love) 1/9/02
858. Phony Baloney (Only The Lonely) 1/30/02
859. Pretzel (Respect) 1/18/02
860. Reelin' In The Beers (Reelin' In The Years) 1/27/02
861. Shred, Shred, Shred - It's Your Duty (Shake Your Booty) 1/31/02
862. Smirk & Kenneth Lay (Surfin' U.S.A.) 1/18/02
863. This Right Wing Czar and His Veep (While My Guitar Gently Weeps) 1/8/02 

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     2001 Song Parodies:
864. A.G. Ashcroft Lies (Bette Davis Eyes) 12/24/01
865. An Old Fascist Thug, Rush (An Old Fashioned Love Song) 12/1/01
866. Bush's Throne Is Bogus (I'll Be Home For Christmas) 12/14/01
867. Clueless George Dubya (God Bless America) 12/22/01
868. Democracy's Fallen To Shrub (Could It Be I'm Falling In Love) 12/2/01
869. Do You Fear What I Fear? (Do You Hear What I Hear?) 12/14/01
870. Dubya Is A Joke (I Started A Joke) 12/2/01, co-written with Alvin Dover
871. Dumb King Buh-Buh-Ya (Good King Wenceslas) 12/14/01
872. Dubya, Son of Poppa (Mele Kalikimaka) 12/22/01
873. Give 'Em Hell (Silver Bells) 12/22/01
874. I Heard The Bogus POTUS Say (I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day) 12/22/01
875. Jingo Belles (Jingle Bells) 12/22/01
876. John Ashcroft Is Hunting You Down (Santa Claus Is Coming To Town) 12/15/01
877. Limbaugh The Liar (Great Balls Of Fire) 12/15/01
878. Oh, W. (Suzy Q) 12/31/01
879. Power of Old Man's Mine (Auld Lang Syne) 12/31/01
880. Pop's Child Is Bush (What Child Is This) 12/14/01
881. Rush Limbaugh Is Dumbing Them Down (Santa Claus Is Coming To Town) 12/15/01
882. Secret Police Running The Homeland (Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band) 12/5/01, co-written with Alvin Dover
883. Shrub Put Us In Debt (Bennie & The Jets) 12/10/01, co-written with Darrell Decker
884. Some Things Should Not Be Approved (Something) 12/2/01, co-written with Alvin Dover
885. Unhappy Christmas (Happy Christmas) 12/14/01, co-written with Alvin Dover 

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886. Anti-Terror Laws (Here Comes Santa Claus) 11/27/01
887. Ashcroft (Angie) 11/24/01
888. Bill Of Rights (Boogie Nights) 11/24/01
889. Bush Is Managed (Magic) 11/08/01
890. Bush's Folly Is Still With Us (Holly Jolly Christmas) 11/17/01
891. Doofus (Goofus) 11/10/01
892. Dubya's People (Everyday People) 11/1/01, co-written with Alvin Dover
893. Georgy (Crazy) 11/27/01, co-written with Alvin Dover
894. Gonna Lock Down Democracy (Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree) 11/24/01
895. He's A Dunce (Shall We Dance, from "The King & I") 11/13/01
896. He's Too Dumb To Lead (Ain't Too Proud To Beg) 11/10/01
897. I Know Dubya Wants To Change The Laws (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus) 11/27/01
898. King Bush's Arrangers (Away In A Manger) 11/27/01
899. On Behalf of Big Oil & Business (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas) 11/27/01
900. Our Rights Are Dead, John Ashcroft (Tom Dooley) 11/24/01
901. Republican Taliban (We're An American Band) 11/18/01, dedicated to Dick Armey & Tom DeLay
902. Stupid Guy (Superfly) 11/17/01
903. Sworn Between Two Brothers (Torn Between Two Lovers) 11/05/01
904. Very Low! Very Low! Very Low! (Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!) 11/29/01
905. We're Bombing Somebody Else For What Bin Laden's Done (Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song) 11/24/01 

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906. The Bush Jeer, and Dubya Is Fixing-A-Lie Rag (The Fish Cheer and I Think I'm Fixing-To-Die Rag) 10/26/01
907. Dan...Watermelon Man (Watermelon Man) 10/2/01
908. Dick (Clair) 10/29/01, co-written with Alvin Dover
909. Dubya Bash (Monster Mash) 10/31/01
910. Dubya, Stupid Czar (Superstar, from the musical, "Jesus Christ Superstar") 10/26/01
911. Dubya's Gonna Bomb Ya (La Bamba) 10/9/01
912. Evil Doers, Go Away (Evil Ways) 10/18/01
913. Falwell (Day O) 10/7/01
914. Flay That Flunky, Ari Fleischer (Play The Funky Music) 10/28/01
915. He's A Stupid, Stupid Man (I'm Your Hoochie Koochie Man) 10/28/01
916. Hidey-Hole (Hi-De-Ho) 10/28/01
917. Mr. Taliban Man (Mr. Tambourine Man) 10/13/01
918. Moron (Woman) 10/13/01
919. O Taliban (O Tannenbaum) 10/9/01
920. Privatized Security (Private Eyes) 10/28/01
921. Rumsfeld (Roxanne) 10/28/01
922. Rush Can't Hear (Love Is Here, And Now You're Gone) 10/22/01
923. Shrillest Yet Pundette (Little Red Corvette) 10/22/01 (Dedicated to Ann Coulter)
924. Sunshine Patriots (Sunshine Go Away Today) 10/19/01
925. We Will Still Loathe Him Tomorrow (Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?) 10/7/01
926. We Won't Go Away, Duh-Ba-You (I Won't Last A Day Without You) 10/25/01, co-written with Alvin Dover
927. You Won't Dictate To Us Your Orders (The Border) 10/31/01 

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928. Ain't No Surplus (Ain't No Sunshine) 9/07/01
929. American Taliban (We're An American Band) 9/27/01
930. Bush Is An Irritating Guy (Spirit In The Sky) 9/30/01
931. Condoleeza Rice (Wouldn't It Be Nice) 9/27/01
932. Dubya Came Too Late (It's Too Late) 9/19/01
933. Dubya Has A Stolen Throne (Papa Was A Rolling Stone) 9/12/01
934. Dubya Just Can't Run This Nation (Just My Imagination) 9/12/01
935. Dullard Of The Country (Coward Of The County) 9/22/01
936. Fiasco (El Paso) 9/01/01
937. Gramm (Sam) 9/10/01
938. The Head Man Is A Moron (When A Man Loves A Woman) 9/30/01
939. I'm An Oil Man (Soul Man) 9/19/01
940. I'm Scared Of New York (I'm Scared) 9/19/01
941. Jeb Stole The Votes For Me (Brand New Key) 9/30/01
942. Repel Bush Hell (Michelle) 9/07/01
943. The Schmuck Is A Threat To The World (The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald) 9/01/01
944. Shrub The Slacker's A Moron (Black Magic Woman) 9/30/01
945. Shrub's Hiding Away (Slip Sliding Away) 9/16/01
946. Star Wars (War) 9/10/01
947. We Just Loathe W. (So Into You) 9/07/01 

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948. All Right Wing (All Right Now) 8/26/01
949. Cheney's New Pupil (Rainy Day People) 8/30/01
950. Everybody's Squawkin' At Me (Everybody's Talkin') 8/14/01
951. Flunkie Ari (Brother Louie) 8/26/01
952. Hit The GPS Spot (Hit Me With Your Best Shot) 8/4/01
953. Navy Subsidy (Yellow Submarine) 8/4/01
954. Odor In The Supreme Court (Owner Of A Lonely Heart) 8/18/01
955. Pay My Electric Bill (Back Off Boogaloo) 8/4/01 (Dick Cheney asks for Navy handout)
956. Selected Shrub (Reflections) 8/26/01
957. Showed Up In Blue Jeans (Forever In Blue Jeans) 8/4/01
958. Shrub Is Jeered And In '04 He'll Be Gone (Love Is Here And Now You're Gone) 8/26/01
959. They'll Never Clone A Duh-Buh-You (I'll Never Find Another You) 8/18/01
960. They'll Try To Feed Your Mind (If You Could Read My Mind) 8/30/01
961. W. Against The World (You And Me Against The World) 8/4/01 

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962. Ari, You Lie (Louie Louie) 7/18/01
963. Bush Lost, But Won By Stealing (You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling) 7/3/01
964. Booing Is A No-No (Going To A Go-Go) 7/15/01
965. Bush The Puppet Man (Puppet Man) 7/25/01
966. Cheney (You Run Shrub's World) (Brandy {You're A Fine Girl}) 7/22/01
967. Corrupt Every Way (Up, Up And Away) 7/25/01
968. Crooked Bush Administration (My Generation) 7/7/01
969. Dancing For The Doomed Right (Dancing In The Moonlight) 7/15/01
970. Dedicated To The One Called Shrub (Dedicated To The One I Love) 7/1/01
971. Dick Cheney and the W. (The Way You Do The Things You Do) 7/4/01
972. Dick Cheney's Heart (Unchain My Heart) 7/22/01
973. Dummy's Song (Danny's Song) 7/12/01
974. Full Moons (Blue Moon) 7/22/01
975. Going Back To Crawford (Walkin' Back To Georgia) 7/15/01
976. Heart Attack (Heart Attack) 7/4/01
977. If You're Not In His Circle (Will It Go 'Round In Circles?) 7/17/01
978. Looney People (Lonely People) 7/1/01
979. Mooned By Them (Moonshadow) 7/13/01
980. My Way Or The Highway (Rockin' Down The Highway) 7/22/01
981. Of Course, He's To Blame (A Horse With No Name) 7/1/01
982. Pacemaker (Heartbreaker) 7/3/01
983. The Pander Man (The Candy Man) 7/25/01
984. Poppy & Shrub (Father & Son) 7/1/01, co-written with Alvin Dover
985. Shrub's Wrong (A Love Song) 7/22/01
986. They're The G.O.P. (You're A Grand Old Flag) Updated for Independence Day, 7/4/01
987. They Fixed My Heart With A Pacemaker (I Left My Heart In San Francisco)

7/3/01, co-written with Alvin Dover 

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988. Always A Moron (Always A Woman) 6/17/01
989. Ari Fleischer (Albert Flasher) 6/6/01
990. Crime Of The Season (Time Of The Season) 6/17/01
991. Daddy's Girls (Jesse's Girl) 6/17/01
992. Dubya Is A Flop (At The Hop) 6/2/01
993. European Scene (Carribean Queen) 6/17/01
994. Faking On His Part Won't Do (Breaking Up Is Hard To Do) 6/14/01
995. Georgie Bush Coup (Mickey Mouse Club March) 6/14/01
996. He'll Pose (The Rose) 6/27/01
997. He's No Good (You're No Good) 6/30/01
998. He's Out Of Touch (Out Of Touch) 6/21/01
999. In A Weird Way, Bush Thinks He Is Clever (On A Clear Day, You Can See Forever) 6/17/01
1000. Jeffords Defected (Return To Sender) 6/10/01
1001. Karl Rove (China Grove) 6/2/01
1002. Leader Don't Know Jack (Leader Of The Pack) 6/1/01
1003. Name Of Shrub (Game Of Love) 6/6/01
1004. Never Been To Spain (Never Been To Spain) 6/14/01
1005. The Right Can't Gloat (A White Sport Coat) 6/17/01
1006. Shrub Can't Get It Together (Love Will Keep Us Together) 6/17/01
1007. Shrub Obeys The Right (I Love A Rainy Night) 6/2/01
1008. We Loathe The Looney Right (I Love A Rainy Night) 6/8/01
1009. We Should Impeach The Bogus King (I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing) 6/28/01 

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1010. Ain't No Fun Time 'Til He's Gone (Ain't No Sunshine) 5/19/01
1011. The Arsenic Song (The Coconut Song) 5/14/01
1012. Attacks On My Peers (Tracks Of My Tears) 5/23/01
1013. Baby Bush (Baby Face) 5/19/01
1014. Bush Is Sh*tty (Kansas City) 5/19/01
1015. Bush Must Go (Mexico) 5/20/01
1016. Bush's White House Is For Sale (A Whiter Shade Of Pale) 5/28/01
1017. California's Screamin' (California Dreamin') 5/20/01
1018. Derision Of Shrub (Vision Of Love) 5/6/01
1019. Do Not Follow Him (I Will Follow Him) 5/19/01
1020. Dope Should Be Demoted, And Soon (Hopelessly Devoted To You) 5/28/01
1021. Dummy's Got Nothin' (Gimme Some Lovin') 5/28/01
1022. The Dummy Lies About Ted Olson (My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean) 5/19/01
1023. Evict The Shrub (Addicted To Love) 5/19/01
1024. Got Him In (Let 'Em In) 5/21/01
1025. He's The Dummy We Taunt (You're The One That I Want) 5/23/01
1026. Hey Bush, We Loathe You (Hello, I Love You) 5/20/01
1027. Lazy Little King Called Shrub (Crazy Little Thing Called Love) 5/20/01
1028. Look For Oil (Duke Of Earl) 5/19/01
1029. One Hundred Days (One Hundred Ways) 5/19/01
1030. Scalia (Maria from "West Side Story") 5/19/01
1031. Schemes (Dreams) 5/28/01
1032. Senate Moves To The Other Side (Break On Through To The Other Side) 5/25/01
1033. Sleaze Is The Word (Grease) 5/28/01
1034. Sleazy Bush Baby (Dream Baby) 5/20/01
1035. Sooner Not Later (Sooner Or Later) 5/21/01
1036. Tyrants & Fakes (Spiders & Snakes) 5/28/01
1037. Want That Creep Smirk To Fall (Deep Purple) 5/21/01
1038. We Don't Trust Bush Baby (Touch Me) 5/25/01
1039. You'll Be Out In '04 (Lookin' Out My Back Door) 5/6/01 

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1040. Bad Water (Black Water) 4/4/01
1041. Bush's Hundred Days (Maybe I'm Amazed) 4/30/01
1042. Drivel Of Rush (Chapel Of Love) 4/20/01
1043. Dumb Clown (Downtown) 4/20/01
1044. He's So Sleazy (It's So Easy) 4/20/01
1045. Kills The Air That We Breathe (The Air That I Breathe) 4/4/01
1046. Let's Degrade Ol' Mr. Snippy (You've Made Me So Very Happy) 4/20/01
1047. More Than Revealing (More Than A Feeling) 4/29/01
1048. Phony, Phony (Mony, Mony) 4/29/01
1049. Right Wing Beholden (Roll Over, Beethoven) 4/20/01
1050. Shrub's Brain (Love Train) 4/20/01
1051. Still The Dunce (Still The One) 4/8/01
1052. You're A Shill For The Right (In The Still Of The Night) 4/4/01 

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1053. Bush Brothers' Unravelling Nation Show (Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show) 3/10/01
1054. Don't Be Kind To Shrub (There's A Kind Of Hush) 3/18/01
1055. He Ain't Ready, He's Jeb's Brother (He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother) 3/31/01
1056. King Shrub (King Tut) 3/8/01
1057. Right Wing Dream Fever (Dream Weaver) 3/27/01
1058. Rotten Apple Named Shrub (Chapel Of Love) 3/11/01
1059. Say We Loathe Him (Say You Love Me) 3/10/01
1060. Shrub Is A Liar (Love Is Alive) 3/31/01
1061. They'll Never Fall For Rush Again (I'll Never Fall In Love Again) 3/7/01
1062. Usurper Smirk (Surfer Girl) 3/3/01
1063. We Will Remember (Try To Remember) 3/18/01 

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1064. Bush-Run Nation (Good Vibrations) 2/4/01
1065. The Cheater Is Named George W. (How Sweet It Is {To Be Loved By You}) 2/17/01
1066. Dubya's A Goof (Up On The Roof) 2/15/01
1067. Greenville Sub (Theme from "Green Acres") 2/20/01
1068. Incensed Republicans (Incense & Peppermints) 2/15/01
1069. King Called Shrub (Thing Called Love) 2/17/01
1070. Navy Submarine (Yellow Submarine) 2/20/01
1071. The Right Wing Tricksters Came To Town (The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down) 2/9/01
1072. Shrub Didn't Win (Dust In The Wind) 2/13/01
1073. Something To Joke About (Something To Talk About) 2/9/01
1074. What A Lucky Man (Lucky Man) 2/17/01 

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1075. Big Snot (Big Shot) 1/20/01
1076. Boy Fooled The World (Joy To The World by Three Dog Night) 12/29/00
1077. Cacklin' Cronies (Cracklin' Rosie) 1/31/01
1078. Crisco Kid (Cisco Kid) 1/12/01
1079. Do What I Like (My Life) 1/31/01
1080. Don't Despise Me Or My Junta (Don't Cry For Me, Argentina) 1/21/01
1081. Dumb W. (Love Me Do) 1/6/01
1082. Fakin' Despite Defeat (Takin' It To The Streets) 1/6/01
1083. Flunky Town (Funky Town) 1/25/01
1084. The Fraud Has Lied (The Tide Is High) 1/30/01
1085. Fraud In Town (Allentown) 12/29
1086. Harris Is Just All Right With Me (Jesus Is Just Alright) 1/7/01
1087. His Noose (Footloose) 1/19/01
1088. John Ashcroft Don't Dance (Your Mama Don't Dance) 1/12/01
1089. Johnny Ashcroft (Johnny Angel) 1/20/01
1090. Let's Bang On Snippy (Hang On, Sloopy) 1/25/01
1091. Little Bush Coup (Little Deuce Coupe) 12/25/00
1092. On Election Day (Graduation Day) 1/2/01
1093. Shrub, Pretender (Love Me Tender) 1/12/01
1094. Shrub's Team Made Enemies (Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These) 1/6/01
1095. So Snide (Slow Ride) 1/6/01
1096. Son of the Snoop George B. (Sloop John B) 12/25/00
1097. Spinning Fool (Spinning Wheel) 1/21/01
1098. Supreme Court's Installation (You're My Soul and Inspiration) 1/31/01
1099. To Hell With Vote Machines (Yellow Submarine) 1/11/01
1100. Unlearned Pretender (Return To Sender) 12/29/00
1101. Vote Busters (Ghost Busters) 2/15/01
1102. Where Did The Votes Go? (Where Did Our Love Go?) 1/12/01
1103. Who Loathes You? (Who Loves You?) 1/21/01
1104. You Can't Worry, Shrub (You Can't Hurry Love) 1/11/01 

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      Post-Selection 2000 Dubya Christmas Song Parodies
1105. Boy Rules The World (Joy To The World) 12/29/00
1106. The Bush Mess Song (The Christmas Song) 4/2/01
1107. Dubya, the Bogus POTUS (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer) 1/25/01
1108. George Bush Was Crowned the President (God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen) 12/20/00
1109. He's Dumb, But He's Grateful (O Come All Ye Faithful) 12/25/00
1110. Inflaming Them Is The Far Right's Fear (It Came Upon A Midnight Clear) 5/6/01
1111. Mag Sale Song (Wassail Song) 12/25/00
1112. O Little Brain of Dubya (O Little Town of Bethlehem) 12/4/00
1113. You're A Dim One, Mr. Smirk (You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch) 12/9/00
1114. Wrecked The Polls (Deck The Halls) 12/13/00 

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      Post-Election 2000 Song Parodies
1115. Another Prick Who Must Fall (Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2) 11/16/00
1116. Ballots of Jeb Bush (Ballad of Jed Clampett - "The Beverly Hillbillies") 11/17/00
1117. Banana Republic (The Chiquita Banana Jingle) 11/17/00
1118. Bush Had A Fun Time All His Life (You Are The Sunshine Of My Life) 12/9/00
1119. Cheating Skill (Margaritaville) 12/13/00
1120. Cheney & Bush Baby (Sherry Baby) 12/16/00
1121. Corruption Express (Marrakesh Express) 12/20/00
1122. Duh-Bya (Shambala) 12/4/00
1123. Florida Voters (Greenback Dollar) 12/20/00
1124. Give The Votes Back (Hit The Road, Jack) 12/1/00
1125. He's Mr. Sleaze (Please, Mister, Please) 12/9/00
1126. Hocked The Vote (Rock The Boat) 11/17/00
1127. Litigator (That's How The Bushes Steal) {Operator {That's Not The Way It Feels}} 12/20/00
1128. Not Ready (Get Ready) 12/13/00
1129. Partisan Woman (Hard Headed Woman) 12/1/00
1130. Political Karaoke (Hokey Pokey) 12/1/00
1131. Poppy The Senior Bush (Popeye The Sailor Man) 12/1/00
1132. Republican Dummy (American Woman) 12/9/00
1133. Right Wing Loons Spread The Bullsh*t (A Spoonful of Sugar) 12/16/00
1134. The Rule of Law Says That Gore Won (I Fought The Law And The Law Won) 12/1/00
1135. Shady Scalia (Lady Madonna) 12/16/00
1136. The Spinner Fakes It All (The Winner Takes It All ) 11/12/00
1137. Stir Up Trouble (The Curly Shuffle) 12/4/00
1138. Suspicious Finds (Suspicious Minds) 12/4/00
1139. Tainted Lady (Painted Ladies) 12/13/00
1140. The Wrong One (The Long Run) 11/29/00 

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      Pre-Election 2000 Song Parodies
1141. All They Need Is Rush (All You Need Is Love) 2/6/00
1142. Bad Lies (Sad Eyes) 11/4/00
1143. Ballad of Elian Gonzalez (Ballad of Jed Clampett - "The Beverly Hillbillies") 4/5/00
1144. Big, Bad Jan Reno (Bad, Bad Leroy Brown) 5/3/00
1145. Bitchy Woman (Witchy Woman) 9/14/00
1146. Blister The Right Today (Twisting The Night Away ) 5/6/00
1147. Blunder To My Victory (What A Wonderful World This Would Be) 1/3/00
1148. Bush Baby Did Some Hanky Panky (Hanky Panky) 1/1/00
1149. Bush Baby's A Joke (I Started A Joke) 10/20/00
1150. Bush Brat Is Unable (Cat's In The Cradle) 10/31/00
1151. Bush The Airhead's A Goner (Jet Air Liner) 11/2/00
1152. Bush The Panderer (The Wanderer) 11/2/00
1153. Bush, Stop (Bus Stop) 4/28/00
1154. Bush, the Real Nowhere Man (Nowhere Man) 11/1/00
1155. Bush's Problems Now Are Mounting (Coming 'Round The Mountain) 1/17/00
1156. Bush Would Limit Our Freedom (Philadelphia Freedom) 1/14/00
1157. Bye Bye, Shrub (Bye Bye, Love) 11/2/00
1158. Cheney, Cheney (Cherry, Cherry) 8/12/00
1159. Civil Rights (Southern Nights) 2/4/00
1160. Come And Get It (Come And Get It) 10/4/00
1161. D'Amato (Tomorrow, from the musical "Annie") 2/10/00
1162. Don't Let The Shrub Get Crowned The King (Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me) 1/1/00
1163. Don't Mask His Lie (Don't Ask Me Why) 10/21/00
1164. Doomed Cattle (Moon Shadow) 9/1/00
1165. Dubya Is Brainless {Theme from B*U*S*H} (Suicide Is Painless - Theme from M*A*S*H) 8/17/00
1166. Dull Man (Soul Man) 9/5/00
1167. Every Little Thing He Says Is Comic (Every Little Thing She Says Is Magic) 9/25/00
1168. Every Mess You Make (Every Breath You Take) 9/25/00
1169. Father And Child Reunion (Mother And Child Reunion) 4/8/00
1170. The Fool Right (Cool Night) 9/25/00
1171. G.O.P. Fools Want Guns In The Schoolyard (Me & Julio Down At The Schoolyard) 4/8/00
1172. G.O.P. Is Dreaming (California Dreaming) 1/22/00
1173. George Really Bungled (George Of The Jungle) 3/16/00
1174. Going To Be Riled (Born To Be Wild) 1/10/00
1175. The Great Pretenders (The Great Pretender) 9/25/00
1176. He Can't Smirk It Out (We Can Work It Out) 3/16/00
1177. He's Lying Now (Who's Crying Now) 10/20/00
1178. Help Republicans Fail (Ballad of Gilligan's Isle) 3/26/00
1179. Hey Rush, I Loathe You (Hello, I Love You) 9/28/00
1180. House Gang Henry (Mustang Sally) 1/22/00
1181. I Pray A Bitter Failure For You (I Say A Little Prayer) 9/25/00
1182. Jeepers, Freepers (Jeepers, Creepers) 10/19/00
1183. Keep On Mockin' Bush Baby (Rockin' Me) 9/25/00
1184. Kick His Booty (Shake Your Booty) 10/21/00
1185. Limbaugh Claims He Means No Harm (Old McDonald Had A Farm) 3/16/00
1186. Mad Throngs (Sad Songs Say So Much) 12/1/00
1187. Made Up A Lotta Doozies (Wake Up, Little Suzie) 11/2/00
1188. Make Them Pay (MTA) 3/26/00
1189. Mark Chmura (My Sharona) 4/22/00
1190. McCain (Cocaine) 2/19/00
1191. No Brain (Cocaine) 7/23/00
1192. The Ogre (The Joker) 9/17/00
1193. Oil Man (Piano Man) 8/12/00
1194. Pea Brain (Peace Train) 9/5/00
1195. Profound When Silent (Sounds of Silence) 1/17/00
1196. Queen of Hate (King of Pain) 9/25/00
1197. The Rich Are Back (The Bitch Is Back) 9/19/00
1198. The Right Wants Power (In The Midnight Hour) 1/22/00
1199. Right Wing Agenda (Return To Sender) 8/12/00
1200. Rush, Stop (Bus Stop) 5/6/00
1201. Rush Is Crazy And A Liar (Light My Fire) 7/4/00
1202. Rush Is Full Of Crock (Loves Me Like A Rock) 1/14/00
1203. Rush Is On The Air (Love Is In The Air) 2/11/00
1204. Shrub Is In Despair (Love Is In The Air) 2/27/00
1205. Shut Her Up (Start Me up) 10/21/00
1206. Smirk Blew It Again (Do It Again) 8/15/00
1207. Smirk From Austin (Dirty Laundry) 10/31/00
1208. Smirk, You're Just A Big Buffoon (Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon) 8/15/00
1209. Smirking, But He's Going To Lose (Working At The Car Wash Blues) 9/6/00
1210. Smirk's Out Of Control (Shake Rattle And Roll) 7/4/00
1211. Swept Away (Yesterday) 5/24/00
1212. Tax Plan (Roxanne) 9/25/00
1213. Tell Laura We Loathe Her (Tell Laura I Love Her) 10/21/00
1214. Texecution (Revolution) 8/12/00
1215. That Newt Was Sent A-Walking (These Boots Are Made For Walking) 8/1/00
1216. They're Mad At Reno Now (Bad, Bad Leroy Brown) 5/3/00
1217. Their Defeat Goes On (The Beat Goes On) 11/4/00
1218. They Hate You, Abe (I Got You Babe) 9/19/00
1219. Trash Talkin' Woman (Sweet Talkin' Woman) 9/19/00
1220. Try, But He's Feeble (Fly Like An Eagle) 9/12/00
1221. Unelectable (Unforgettable) 1/22/00
1222. W.'s Tryin' To Attack Al Gore (Lookin' Out My Back Door) 8/7/00
1223. We Can't See Clearly Now In Houston (I Can See Clearly Now) 7/23/00
1224. We Dismiss You (Miss You) 10/21/00
1225. We Ought To Batter The Right (Another Saturday Night) 5/6/00
1226. We Say He's Dumb (Our Day Will Come) 7/4/00
1227. What Kind Of Clown (George Dubya Is) (My Kind Of Town) 8/1/00
1228. When The Right Goes Down (Lights) 10/20/00
1229. Who Can They Beat Now? (Who Can It Be Now?) 11/4/00
1230. Why Do Fools Fall For Rush (Why Do Fools Fall In Love?) 9/5/00 

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      1998-1999 Song Parodies

 
1231. A Bag Of Wind (Against The Wind)
1232. A Yucky Woman (Kentucky Woman)
1233. Addicted To Rush (Addicted To Love)
1234. All Right Wing (All Right Now)
1235. Aren't They Loathsome, The Right? (Are You Lonesome Tonight)
1236. Bad Case of Loathing You (Dr. Laura) (Bad Case of Loving You {Doctor, Doctor})
1237. Bad Newt Rising (Bad Moon Rising)
1238. Ballad of Dan Quayle (Ballad of Jed Clampett from "The Beverly Hillbillies") 6/26
1239. Band Of Goons (Band Of Gold)
1240. Be Wary (Proud Mary)
1241. Big Fellow Nazi (Big Yellow Taxi)
1242. Blew By You (Blue Bayou)
1243. Blinded By The Right (Blinded By The Light)
1244. Born George W. (Born On The Bayou)
1245. Brother Rush Dittohead Sensation Show (Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show)
1246. Bush (Hush)
1247. Bush Baby (Beach Baby)
1248. Can't Stand The G.O.P. (Don't Stand So Close To Me)
1249. Could They All Be Following Rush? (Could It Be I'm Falling In Love)
1250. Danny Q (Suzy Q)
1251. DeLay (Today)
1252. Do You Want To Say No Way, Jose (Do You Know The Way To San Jose)
1253. Don't Be Kind To Rush (There's A Kind Of Hush)
1254. Don't You Wish You Were Ken Starr? (WhenYou Wish Upon A Star)
1255. Dubya (Gloria)
1256. Dubya, Don't O.D. (W.O.L.D.)
1257. Dumpster Trash (Monster Mash)
1258. Election Day Blues (Wedding Bell Blues)
1259. G.O.P. Are Crackpots (Hit Me With Your Best Shot)
1260. The G.O.P. Is On The Eve Of Destruction (Eve Of) Destruction
1261. G.O.P. Just Might Get Fired (Light My Fire)
1262. The G.O.P. Will Pay (That'll Be The Day)
1263. Gingrich Was A Flop (At The Hop)
1264. Gives Him A Thrill (Blueberry Hill)
1265. Go Give Lott A Shove (Lotta Love)
1266. Good Golly, What Folly (Good Golly Miss Molly)
1267. Grand Old Party (Garden Party)
1268. Hard Crazed Right (Hard Day's Night)
1269. Henry the Hyde, I Am (I'm Henry VIII, I Am)
1270. He's Rush Limbaugh, N'yea, N'yea (She Loves You)
1271. He's Rush, The Shifty Big Liar (Your Love Is Lifting Me Higher & Higher)
1272. His Grapes Are Sour (In The Midnight Hour)
1273. Hush Rush (Hush)
1274. Hyde, Why Don't You Go Get A Life (Got To Get You Into My Life)
1275. Hyde's Not Embarassed (I Shot The Sheriff)
1276. Hyde's Talkin' (Jive Talkin')
1277. I Can't Help Feeling Disgust For You (I Can't Help Falling In Love With You)
1278. I Can't Stand Him (I'm Still Standing)
1279. Jesse's World (Jesse's Girl)
1280. Kenny Has Regrets (Bennie And The Jets)
1281. Kenny Kenny (Jenny Jenny)
1282. Leaving All The Kook Right Wing For Georgia (Midnight Train To Georgia)
1283. Let's Rattle Tom DeLay (That'll Be The Day)
1284. Maniac From Georgia (Rainy Night In Georgia)
1285. Mad Schemer (Maneater)
1286. Monica (Gloria)
1287. Mr. Robertson (Mrs. Robinson)
1288. Never In Newt's Dreams (Forever In Blue Jeans)
1289. Newt Don't Have No Powers (You Don't Bring Me Flowers)
1290. Newt Got No Wins For The Right Wing (Wind Beneath My Wings)
1291. Newt's A Real Nowhere Man (Nowhere Man)
1292. Newt Had No Shame (Ain't That A Shame)
1293. No Solution (Revolution)
1294. Not A Believer (I'm A Believer)
1295. President's Son (Fortunate Son)
1296. Quayle Calypso (Day O)
1297. Republican Congress (American Woman)
1298. The Right Wing Are Zealous Creeps (While My Guitar Gently Weeps)
1299. Run, Run, Run (Fun, Fun, Fun)
1300. Rush Is A Pox (Love On The Rocks)
1301. Rush Is All Wind (Dust In The Wind)
1302. Saturday Night Specials (Midnight Special)
1303. Save Your Last Dime For Me (Save The Last Dance For Me)
1304. Say, Gipper (Day Tripper)
1305. Scandal Time (Summer Time from "Porgy & Bess")
1306. Scum On The Water (Smoke On The Water)
1307. Some Will Chant Impeachment (Some EnchantedEvening from "South Pacific")
1308. Starr Can't Get No Satisfaction (I Can't Get No Satisfaction)
1309. Starr Is Too Suspicious (Superstition)
1310. Stop The Power Of Rush (The Power Of Love)
1311. Strom Thurmond's Age Charade (Longfellow Serenade)
1312. Their God Is Rush (I'm Not In Love)
1313. They Love Rush So Badly (Love Her Madly)
1314. They Ran Aground (I Get Around)
1315. They So Easily Follow Rush (It's So Easy)
1316. They Tried To Railroad Bill (Railroad Bill)
1317. They're Conquering America (America)
1318. They're Out Of Touch (Out Of Touch)
1319. The Things They Do For Rush (The Things They Do For Love)
1320. Throw Them Out (Twist And Shout)
1321. Way To Go, "W." (Hello, Mary Lou)
1322. Welfare For Big Business (Takin' Care of Business)
1323. What's Rush Got To Do With It (What's Love Got To Do With It)
1324. Witch Hunt (Rich Girl)
1325. You've Seen Her On The Net (You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet)



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1996 Rock & Roll Song Parodies ("Oldies" from the Newt era)
1326. Ain't He Fruity (Tutti Fruity)
1327. Bad Newt Rising (Bad Moon Rising)
1328. Bad Water (Newt version) (Black Water)
1329. Ban The Cities (Kansas City)
1330. Barge On Polluted Water (Bridge Over Troubled Water)
1331. Boot That Newt (Blue Suede Shoes)
1332. Buchanan's Gonna Fall (Rockin' Pneumonia & the Boogie Woogie Flu)
1333. Budgetary Hell (Heartbreak Hotel)
1334. Can't Buy My Vote (Can't Buy Me Love)
1335. Could They All Be Following Newt? (Could It Be I'm Falling In Love)
1336. Cry Baby (Heartbreak Hotel)
1337. Dole Man (Soul Man)
1338. Eight Bucks A Week (Eight Days A Week)
1339. Fool On The Hill (Fool On the Hill)
1340. Furlough Shuffle (The Curly Shuffle)
1341. Game Of Wills (The Game Of Love)
1342. Get Back (Get Back)
1343. Get Ready (Get Ready)
1344. Get Lost (Get Down)
1345. GOPAC (Get Back)
1346. Great Balls of Sewage (Great Balls of Fire)
1347. Hard Line Robert Dole (Old Time Rock & Roll)
1348. He's Evil (Bo Weevil)
1349. Hey Newt (Hey Jude)
1350. Hit The Road, Newt (Hit The Road, Jack)
1351. House Of The White-Haired One (House Of The Rising Sun)
1352. House Republican (Hoochie-Koochie Man)
1353. I Can't Vote For That (I Can't Go For That [No Can Do])
1354. I Want The Newt Drugged (I Want A New Drug)
1355. Imagine (Imagine)
1356. Industry Machine (Yellow Submarine)
1357. Lead Junk (Dead Skunk)
1358. Let It Bleed (Let It Be)
1359. Money From Nothing (Money For Nothing)
1360. My Reward (My Sweet Lord)
1361. Newt Is On A Roll (Heart of Rock & Roll)
1362. No No No Newt (Kiss Him Goodbye) [Na Na Hey Hey (Kiss Him Goodbye) ]
1363. Polluter's Song (Annie's Song)
1364. The Power of Newt (The Power of Newt)
1365. Repeal (Lucille)
1366. Rescue Me (Rescue Me)
1367. Robert Dole's Speeches (Rock & Roll Music)
1368. Show Down (Small Town)
1369. Take For A Ride (Ticket To Ride)
1370. The Most Crude Politician (The Most Beautiful Girl)
1371. They're No Good (You're No Good) 7/8
1372. They Shouldn't Run The U.S.A. (Back In The U.S.A.)
1373. They're Zealots (Cecelia)
1374. Tie Adhesive Tape Around the Mouth of Newt (Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree)
1375. 'Til The Midnight Hour (In The Midnight Hour)
1376. We Can See Clearly Now (I Can See Clearly Now)
1377. When I'm Sixty-Five (When I'm Sixty-Four)
1378. Whole Lotta Fakin' Goin' On (Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On)
1379. You're Insane (You're So Vain)
1380. You've Lost At Budget Dealing (You've Lost That Loving Feeling) 

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      Newt Era Christmas Song Parodies

 
1381. Do You Fear What I Fear? (Do You Hear What I Hear?)
1382. Doesn't Mr. Gingrich Understand (Winter Wonderland)
1383. The Gingrich Song (The Christmas Song)
1384. Gingrich The Showman (Frosty The Snowman)
1385. Gingrich The White-Haired Speaker (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
1386. Gingrich Went Too Far (Good King Wenceslas)
1387. G.O.P. Is Running This Town (Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
1388. Here They Come Assailing (Wassail Song)
1389. How Wild Are They? (What Child Is This?)
1390. I Just Groan At Gingrich (I'll Be Home For Christmas)
1391. I Saw Three Newts (I Saw Three Ships)
1392. I'm On Another Furlough (The Dreidl Song)
1393. I'm Steaming Mad At Newt Gingrich (White Christmas)
1394. Knockin' Around The Budget Bill (Rockin' AroundThe Christmas Tree)
1395. Let It Go! Let It Go! Let It Go! (Let It Snow!Let It Snow! Let It Snow!)
1396. The Man Named Phil Gramm (The First Noel)
1397. Mangle Bill (Jingle Bells)
1398. Newt Gingrich & The Right Wing (The Holly & The Ivy)
1399. Nine Little Leaders (Nine Little Reindeer)
1400. Oh, G.O.P. (O Christmas Tree)
1401. O Little Brain Of Rush Limbaugh (O LittleTown Of Bethlehem)
1402. Radical Right (O Holy Night)
1403. Really That Dumb (Little Drummer Boy)
1404. They Will Go Down In History (Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree)
1405. Rudolph The New York Mayor (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
1406. Violent Fight (Silent Night)
1407. We Are In Grave Danger (Away In A Manger)
1408. We Are In Shock (Jingle Bell Rock)
1409. We Three Top Republicans Are (We Three Kings Of Orient Are)
1410. Wrecked The Fall (Deck The Hall)

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