Invade
Iraq
(instrumental intro)
I get the next war, and I want to invade Iraq.
No inspections anymore; I just want to attack.
A splendid little war, approval rating grows.
Just like my Poppy, gotta get me one of those.
I see a line of troops, they're headed for Iraq.
A tour of Baghdad, many won't be coming back.
I know other dictators are tryin' to get the bomb.
But he made my Pop look bad, so I must kill Saddam.
I look inside Iraq and long to kick their butts.
It doesn't matter that the whole world thinks I'm nuts.
Well, we don't need their help - we're gonna clean their
clocks.
Yeah, me and Dick, we are the baddest Chicken Hawks.
After we start this thing, no telling when we'll leave.
We'll see what weapons they will throw at Tel Aviv.
If we fight long enough, we'll occupy Baghdad.
Thousands will die, but my oil buddies will be glad.
I get the next war, and I want to invade Iraq.
No inspections anymore; I just want to attack.
A splendid little war, approval rating grows.
Just like my Poppy, gotta get me one of those.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm...
(sung over refrain:)
I want us to invade it, invade Iraq...
Attack and fight, grab that oil...
I wanna see the son of a bitch, I wanna see him die!
I want us to invade it, invade, invade, invade Iraq...
Yeah!
Copyright © 2002 by Steve
"The Rat" Anderson
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