Little Dumber Boy
(Sung to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy")
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

Come here, Georgie, ah, Rum says to Dumb.
New installed King, you see, ah, Rum says to Dumb.
We must go on attack, ah, Rum says to Dumb.
Get oil from iraq, ah, Rum says to Dumb.
Rum says to Dumb,
Rum says to Dumb.
You, the people back, ah, Rum says to Dumb.
'Cause they're numb.

Fly onto the ship, ah, Rum says to Dumb.
"Accomplished" is your quip, ah, Rum says to Dumb.
It is your gift to us, ah, Rum says to Dumb.
Be careful not to cuss, ah, Rum says to Dumb,
Rum says to Dumb,
Rum says to Dumb.
Shall we make a fuss, ah, Rum says to Dumb
Votes will come.

Things don't go too well, ah, Dumb says to Rum
My rating's gone to hell, ah, Dumb says to Rum
I beat my chest for them, ah, Dumb says to Rum
I did my best for them, ah, Dumb says to Rum
Dumb says to Rum
Dumb says to Rum
No more smiles for me, ah, Dumb says to Rum
They call me "Bum."



Here is an alternate version: Really That Dumb
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