No Brain
(Sung to the tune of "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton)

(instrumental intro)

Shrub can't figure things out,
'Cause he's running about, with no brain.
Shrub gets to wear that crown.
But his ideas aren't sound: No brain!
He's not bright, he's not bright, he's not bright...
'Cause he's got... no brain!

(instrumental break)

He can't help but lose.
He'll want to hit the booze: No brain!
He can play, have fun;
But he cannot hide: No brain!
He's not bright, he's not bright, he's not bright...
'Cause he's got... no brain!

(instrumental break)

His time to play is gone.
How's he gonna go on, with no brain?
He forgets the facts, with his blind attacks.
No brain!
He's not bright, he's not bright, he's not bright.
'Cause he's got... no brain

(instrumental break)

He's not bright, He's not bright, He's not bright
'Cause he's got... no brain!



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