He's Determined To Bring Pain To California
Satire about the cynical manipulation of California's "energy crisis" by Bush and his energy cronies
(Sung to the tune of "It Never Rains In Southern California" by Albert Hammond)
(instrumental intro)
Can't afford to turn the lights on before seven.
The price gouge was for the pals of W.
Enron fraud in our securities, 
Big tax breaks for cronies.
It's true... sure, it's true.

(Chorus:)
He's determined to bring pain to California.
Bush is still pissed off
Because we went for Gore.
He's bringing pain to California,
But W., we warn ya...
We're sore... you'll get yours!
What a jerk!  He's out of his head.
He'll get no respect, this figurehead.
Bush is unloved, he's right-wing fed.
Let's send him back home!

He's bringing pain to California,
But W., we warn ya...
We're sore... you'll get yours!

(instrumental break)

We'll be sending Bush back home, because he's jaded.
We suffer; we all know he is a fake.
We reject him here so soundly.
Reject him so soundly.
He's a mistake... he's a mistake.

He's determined to bring pain to California.
Bush is still pissed off because we went for Gore.
He's bringing pain to California,
But W., we warn ya...
We're sore... you'll get yours!

(instrumental fade)

Other song parodies about the California energy scam:
California's Screaming
Grand Old Party U.S.A., by Lee Templeton
More George W. Bush song parodies from the Dubya Song Book Page!

Copyright © 2002 by W. Tong

Return to the New Parody Song List

Return to the Christmas Parody Song List

Return to the Rock & Roll Parody Song List1