Puppet Who Is King
(Sung to the tune of "Puppet On A String" by Elvis Presley)


As sung by Dubya to Karl Rove & Condi Rice:

(instrumental intro)

Every time, for policy,
I need help from you for me.
I've become the puppet who is king.
You can do 'most anything to me.

There's too much to understand.
But your wish is my command.
I've become the puppet who is king.
You can do 'most anything through me.

Right wing really loves me.
You can be my mind.
My handlers, you can't do enough,
Because I'm flying blind.

Fake my part, and laissez-faire.
Cronies pleased through loving care.
For I'm just their puppet who is king.
They can do 'most anything through me.

Cronies really love me,
Because they are my kind.
My handlers, you can't do enough,
Because I'm flying blind.

Fake my part, and laissez-faire.
Cronies pleased through loving care.
For I'm just their puppet who is king.
They can do 'most anything through me.
They can do 'most anything through me.


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