Rove Really Was So Bitter

Rove Really Was So Bitter
Inspired by the vindictiveness of the Bush Administration (allegedly Karl Rove), who leaked the identity of CIA covert operative Valerie Plame in order to exact revenge on her husband, former Ambassador Joe Wilson, who opposed Bush's Iraq War. U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald is now formally investigation this incident.
(Sung to the tune of "Nobody Does It Better" by Carly Simon, from the James Bond movie, "The Spy Who Loved Me")

(instrumental intro)

Rove really was... so bitter.
He was real mad - couldn't rest.
Rove and the staff of... dumb King W...
Sadists towards a "pest."

Bushies were cookin'... intelligence roundly,
Which they tried to hide from the news spotlight.
Bush, Joe Wilson critiqued;
A spy then Rove leaked.
He's keepin' our spy secrets safe? Yeah, right!

Yeah, Rove really was... so bitter.
Bush war crimes relished, 'cause they could.
Rove really loves it - spite, from W.
Fire his ass, he is no good.

The way that he boldly
Sought vengeance so coldly;
He's run out of magic; we're still lied to.
From law, Rove is runnin,'
Fitzgerald is a-comin,'
Rove should burn,
And screw you, King W.

Yeah, Rove really was... so bitter.
He was real mad - couldn't rest.
Rove and the staff of... dumb King W...
Sadists towards a "pest."

Sadists towards a "pest."
Sadists towards a "pest."
Sadists towards a "pest."

(repeat last line and fade)

Here's an earlier version, posted on 10/07/03: Bush Buddies Are So Bitter
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