Rule
The World
(instrumental intro)
Time to invade Iraq.
Knock them off the map.
Drop smart bombs on Kim;
That'll make him disappear.
Then I would get to use
All my evil schemes.
But for now I know:
It's only in my dreams!
Then I can rule the world.
I would be the one in charge of everything.
It would be controlled by me and Poppy's friends
I'm not being rude.
I will rule the world!
I'm practically a king.
You must do as I say.
I'll outlaw liberty.
Bow to my dynasty!
I'd click with just one burst
SDI's destructive ray
'Til then, I'll have to curse:
"Waiting for that soon one day!"
Then I can devastate the world.
I shall own all oil fields in the universe.
There will be nothing power can't buy.
Watch me take charge of the world
I'm not being rude.
I will rule the world!
(instrumental break)
I could dominate the world.
Everyone would have to show me some respect.
No one shall insult me; well, not to my face.
If I could defeat evil doers,
Then perhaps I could just rule the world.
Hey, I'm not being rude, but
I will rule the world!
Copyright © 2002 by Alvin
Dover
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