It's A Scandal Bush Is In
(Sung to the tune of "Candle In The Wind" by Elton John)


Goodbye, normalcy.
Though we never had it at all.
"Bush won the race," you told yourself.
But the world was appalled.

They crawled out of the woodwork;
Cronies prospered - the gravy train.
But W. was just dreadful.
'Cause he just lived off his name.

We've now seen how W. lived his life.
It's a scandal Bush is in.
All the warnings 'bout him ring true.
With no brain, he's dim.

That's why he's disliked; he's arrogant.
It's for the things he did.
More scandals turned up long before
His regime could be rid.

Name is not enough.
The toughest role Shrub ever played.
Supreme Court-created; a stupid czar.
His reign is the price we paid.

Even when he lied
('Cause the press loves W.),
Of his capers, they just say
That's Dubya's profound, not a rube.

Goodbye, normalcy.
Bush grabbed power, and is never letting go.
We see him as nothing more than full of bull.
No, he's just a Shrub with lots of dough.


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