Sooner Not Later
(Sung to the tune of "Sooner Or Later" by The Grass Roots)

(instrumental intro)

Sooner not later, Shrub will get evicted.
Sooner not later, he'll get de-selected.
Sooner not later, Shrub will get evicted.
Sooner not later, Shrub's not gonna win.

It was really a crime
How such a man with no mind
Could make all those flubs the press is hiding.
It just a question of when
Bush sells us out once again.
We know all of Shrub's friends helped his lying.

Sooner not later, Shrub will get evicted.
Sooner not later, he'll get de-selected.
Sooner not later, Shrub will get evicted.
Sooner not later, Shrub's not gonna win.

He said, "The White House is mine."
But stealing votes is a crime.
We'll trace all that Shrubbie has been hiding.
It's just a question of time
We'll kick the Fake's big behind.
And give back Shrub hell for all his lying.

None as crooked as Shrub.
Vote fraud in the races.
None as crooked as Shrub,
Appealing to racists.
Gonna get ya, Smirk
For your collusion!
Pray that Cheney's heart
Can outlast your confusion.

Sooner not later, Shrub will get evicted.
Sooner not later, he'll get de-selected.
Sooner not later, Shrub will get evicted.
Sooner not later, Shrub's not gonna win.

It was really a crime
How such a man with no mind
Could make all those flubs the press is hiding.
It just a question of when
Bush sells us out once again.
We know all of Shrub's friends helped his lying.

Sooner not later, Shrub will get evicted.
Sooner not later, he'll get de-selected.
Sooner not later, Shrub will get evicted.
Sooner not later, Shrub's not gonna win.

(repeat chorus and fade)


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