(instrumental intro) Back last November, you caused mayhem. Supreme Court... then installed you by strategem. But we want you to know... after four more years, You're still the one the crowds will hiss at, to your ears. You're still the dunce, with no brains in your head.  Still the dunce - and right-wing fed. You're just Poppy's son, but you're still the dunce. You don't have an ace in any way. Your advisors are retreads from yesterday. But who's to blame?  You just wanted to show (wanted to show) How far the right wing could push and not let go.

You're still the dunce - if we could only laugh.
Still the dunce - Bush Lite (only half).
You're just Poppy's son, but you're still the dunce.

You're still the dunce, who does things wrong.
Still the dunce, you have to tag along.
You're just Poppy's son, but you're still the dunce.
Yes, you are...

(instrumental break)

(Bridge:)
"Changing the Shrub" is getting old.
Right wing bought him, told him what to do.

You're still the dunce - the Shrub ain't too much.
Still the dunce - with a brain filled with fluff.
You're just Poppy's son, but you're still the dunce.

You're still the dunce - who protects the rich.
Still the dunce - whom the Right must pitch.
You're just Poppy's son, but you're still the dunce.

You... are... still the dunce - who is a lout.
Still the dunce - that we scream about.
You're just Poppy's son, but you're still the dunce.

You're still the dunce, yeah... still the dunce...
You're just Poppy's son, but you're still the dunce.

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