(As sung by U.S. soldiers still in Iraq)

Start a war
Thought it was grand
Look around
Found out first hand
Went well for a week or two
Then it all came unglued
In a trap
Hate we can't grip
Never thought we'd
Be the one who'd slip
Then we started to realize
Findin' weapons one big lie
They f*ckin' hate me
Trust
They f*ckin' hate me
La la la shoot
Shoot
Looters, martyrs
And exposed our
Failed plans caused we had none
And ripped them away
Liberated
About an hour
After that,
Pushed our power
They took all
We ever had
Just hate and guilt
The feeling of bad, oh
In a trap
Hate we can't grip
Never thought we'd
Be the one who'd slip
Then we started to realize
Findin' weapons one big lie
They fuckin' hate me
Trust
They fuckin' hate me
La la la shoot
Shoot
Looters, martyrs
And exposed our
Failed plans caused we had none
And ripped them away

That's our story
As you see
Learned our lesson?
They can't be free
Now it's over
And we're glad
Cuz we're a fool
For all Bush said
In a trap
Hate we can't grip
Never thought we'd
Be the one who'd slip
Then we started to realize
Findin' weapons one big lie
They f*ckin' hate me
Trust
They f*ckin' hate me
La la la shoot
Shoot
Looters, martyrs
And exposed our
Failed plans caused we had none
And ripped them away
La la la la la la la la la shoot
trust (lies) trust
They f*ckin' hate me

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