Too
Much Crime On His Hands
He's Big Business' power tool.
Folks think he's a damn fool.
Gifts for donors for their dues.
Among leaders, a joke; ridiculed as he spoke.
Works few hours, then he'll snooze.
Is it any wonder Shrub's still lazy?
Causing him to blunder - no brain at all.
Supreme Court did the choosing,
Installed Bush, who was losing.
Coup by power abusing.
He flubs while speaking, which his spinners "repair."
But despite help, he stands bare.
Is it any wonder he's just a criminal?
Is it any wonder he's not in jail?
Is it any wonder, Shrub's got too much crime on his hands.
He's still getting away with it, to save his vanity...
He's got too much crime on his hands,
It's hard to believe such a calamity.
He's got too much crime on his hands,
He's still getting his way, getting his way.
Too much crime on his hands...
Too much crime on his hands...
Too much crime on my hands...
(instrumental break)
He's a dumb ignoramus,
Making worse the world's problems.
Global warming denying.
Billionaires are his friends and his fun never ends.
'Cause he's always been lying.
Is it any wonder he's just the resident?
(He's not the president)
Is it any wonder he's null and void?
Is it any wonder, Shrub's got too much crime on his hands.
He's still getting away with it, to save his vanity...
He's got too much crime on his hands.
It's hard to believe such a calamity.
He's got too much crime on his hands.
He's still getting his way, getting his way.
Too much crime on his hands...
Too much crime on his hands...
Too much crime on my hands...
Copyright © 2002 by Daedalus & Bill.Tong
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