The Ballad of
Elian Gonzalez(Sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" from "The Beverly Hillbillies")
The Ballad of
Elian Gonzalez
(Sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" from "The
Beverly Hillbillies")
"Cuban, that is. Right-wing tea. Republican gold."
Well, the next thing you know, Laz's name is big
as Bush
His kin folk say, "You gotta spin this laddie's
tush!"
We'll thumb our nose at Castro, lead the right to
victory
And they'll send us so much money, we can get a
jalopy!'"
"Ford, that is...S.U.V.;Gas-guzzler!"
(uptempo ending)
So Elian Gonzalez is fought over by his
kin
His relatives who used him as a football won't give
in
The right wingers who all claim that they are
pro-family
Are letting Cuban exiles write our foreign
policy
"Money talks - Y'all kick back now!"
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