Witch Hunt
(Sung to the tune of "Rich Girl" by Daryl Hall & John Oates)

It's a witch hunt
And he's gone too far
But to Starr, it doesn't matter anyway
Starr will deny that he wastes our money
Starr will deny that he wastes our money

It's a witch hunt
And he's gone too far
But to Starr, it doesn't matter anyway
50 mil' got him evidence below par - not up to par

We all know
We all know, man
That it's wrong
To fake what the Prez didn't do

He's so far gone
And on his own
But he can't get along, 'cause we know Starr's wrong
And he'll always be wrong

It's a witch hunt
And he's gone too far
But to Starr, it doesn't matter anyway
Starr will deny that he wastes our money
Starr will deny that he wastes our money

It's a witch hunt
And he's gone too far
But to Starr, it doesn't matter anyway
50 mil' got him evidence below par - not up to par

Why, oh why?
Will he not explain
How he set a trap so fiendish
That it boggles the brain?

We all know
That Kenneth Starr must go
We are positive that we shouldn't give
Him any power at all

'Cause, it's a witch hunt
And he's gone too far
But to Starr, it doesn't matter anyway
Starr will deny that he wastes our money
Starr will deny that he wastes our money

It's a witch hunt
And he's gone too far
But to Starr, it doesn't matter anyway
50 mil' got him evidence below par, not up to par

It's a witch hunt
And he's gone too far
But to Starr, it doesn't matter anyway
Starr will deny that he wastes our money
Starr will deny that he wastes our money

Repeat last verse



Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong


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